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WE ARE JARHEADZ While you were calling ten toes and spamming your shitty sniper rifles, we were studying the way of the blade and bomb. We have one mission statement. Chaos. If you fuck with us, you will be cut down where you stand, or beaten to a bloody, quivering pulp. DO NOT FUCK WITH...

Suggestion Title: Adjust "The internet" subforum Suggestion Description: Make "the internet" posts show up in shoutbox as threads in other forums would Why should this be added?: The Internet is sadly a dead forum that nobody uses, but it is the place that is designated for threads written...

Is this a new law or a change to a current law: 3.4 Issuing of Arrest Warrants What law do you wish to change/add: From: "The Paralake Police Department may issue a warrant for a person’s arrest, if the officer requesting the warrant holds reasonable belief that the individual named in the...

Le Family Doggo, coming soon to a re-designed city near you... Credit to @Sonzy for preserving these historic clips!!!!!!!

Punishment Type: Ban Punishment Subtype: Server Ban Appeal Type: Apology Which staff member issued the punishment?: @Headline How long were you banned/blacklisted for?: 6 Months Your Steam Name: exrobite Your Roleplay Name: Greg Gungler Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:51339826 Why were you punished...

Hello esteemed perphead colleagues, It's been a while since I did a big thinky post, mostly because I got bored of being totally negative. I want to try and encourage some positive discussion about how to allow creative people to do creative things. Today's topic, 2.5. The first thing to...

Hey gang just wondering if anyone here is an SCP lore enjoyer like myself, if so post your favorite creatures/SCPs below!!!! I really love this short story / mini series: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub And here are some of my favorite SCPs...

Punishment Type: Ban Punishment Subtype: Server Ban Appeal Type: Apology Which staff member issued the punishment?: @Headline How long were you banned/blacklisted for?: 6 Months Your Steam Name: exrobite Your Roleplay Name: Penelope Poisson (greg gungler at time of ban) Your SteamID...

Suggestion Topic: 3.4 Putting your Life at Risk Suggestion Description: Allow raiding with melee weapons Why should this be added?: - the incredible risk of raiding is already ignored to allow for it to happen, why can't we just ignore the fact that charging into a room with a katana might get...

Suggestion Title: Recording equipment Suggestion Description: Adding in a reasonably sized realistic-ish looking video camera and microphone swep. These would do nothing (except maybe giving the microphone swep a hold left click ability to extend the microphone outwards, towards other players.)...

Another post from me, i'm so tired of this stuff happening, it's not fun for anyone except them!!!!!! Passive rpers get shafted daily by this!!! Really, it's not fun for us roleplayers, who have for so long been admonished for having fun. I think that we should make all guns illegal, that way...

Punishment Type: Ban Punishment Subtype: Server Ban Appeal Type: Apology Which staff member issued the punishment?: @Headline How long were you banned/blacklisted for?: 6 Months Your Steam Name: exrobite Your Roleplay Name: Penelope Poisson (Greg Gungler at time of ban) Your SteamID...

Suggestion Title: "Open to roleplay" tag Suggestion Description: Adding a togglable tag for citizens that lets other players know they are up for being engaged in extended roleplay or silly messing around scenarios. While using the tag, players would be unable to grow drugs. Obviously server...

thank you to the goobers who gave me a hand with this it was fun to make :D

Punishment Type: Ban Punishment Subtype: Server Ban Appeal Type: Apology Which staff member issued the punishment?: @Headline How long were you banned/blacklisted for?: 6 Months Your Steam Name: exrobite Your Roleplay Name: Penelope Poisson Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:51339826 Why were you...

Hello perpheads.com I just wanted to let you all know I got confirmation today that I passed all the modules in the first semester of my master's degree :D Also is it just me or has the perpheads logo changed are we no longer an awesome Garry's mod community

Suggestion Title: Fix some of the emojis Suggestion Description: Some of the emojis have a really annoying border thing and it really pmo Why should this be added?: - cleanliness is next to godliness What negatives could this have?: - nothing What problem would this suggestion solve...

Suggestion Title: Rework beach derby Suggestion Description: Reworking beach derby, or creating a new event based on it, in the following way: - Remove vehicles, all players will be on foot - Increase density of platforms - Make platforms fall quicker - Make all players invulnerable Specific...

(Optional listening.) So, I got demoted from staff, any degenerate gambler would have probably seen this coming at some point. I've never been anything except what I am, and while at times that was a pretty good staff member, it was also one of the best trolls perp has ever seen. I have no...

Rising from the grave like a canine phoenix... Le Family Doggo is back and henceforth the sweaty pvpers of parlake are put on notice.... We are an organisation that is TIRED of the criminals running our streets... Those with no regards for the sanctity of acting like a real human being, devoid...

I like this individual... the quagmire....

Suggestion Title: Fire rat selection indicator Suggestion Description: Add an indicator somewhere on the screen that shows what fire mode your gun is in, auto, semi auto, burst, etc. Why should this be added?: - Toggling to check is annoying and i forget too easily What negatives could...

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I do not like the org leaderboard. I feel like like the way it is currently set up incentivises combat and basing over everything else. Often, this is at the detriment of RP, as people are incentivised to kill and finish their targets instead of doing something fun or creative. It also...

Suggestion Title: Share XP for revives with all appropriate government jobs Suggestion Description: Basically, if there's a firefighter administering CPR whilst the medic is in the vincinity (assumingly helping), and the CPR gets a revive, the XP should be shared (via whatever sharing method is...

Suggestion Title: Make the candy cane and broom items "skins" Suggestion Description: Basically, when you have the appropriate weapon in your inventory (a baseball bat, probably,) along with a candy cane or halloween broom, you can use the holiday item to apply a temporary skin to a weapon...

Suggestion Title: Rename industrial 3 to Glass Co Suggestion Description: Rename industrial 3 to Glass co Why should this be added?: - Industrial 3 is currently very boring (and also rubbish to base in,) maybe give it the name of one of the greatest paralake properties ever to spice it up...

Roleplay - Why you can do just about anything* *As long as it's realistic Hello everybody, welcome to another classic perpheads thread. Today's topic is roleplay, what it actually means, and how you can use it to enhance your experience. I see a lot of talk about "passive rp," people tying...

Suggestion Title: Give RTU fuel cans Suggestion Description: Give RTU fuel cans when they equip light gear, maybe 1-3 Why should this be added?: -Thematic -Allows RTU to stay on the road longer (good thing) -Let's RTU be nice and use them on civ cars What negatives could this have...