Hello
Some off you may recognise me, PERP used to be a pretty big part off my life when I was younger. I was known for a few aids organisations, probably being an annoying officer too, I also created a number off websites for the community like ParalakeNews, perp casino and more.
My lifestyle...
I’ve been kinda away from the community for a while and just happened to check paralakenews out of curiosity and realised that the article I wrote, that feels like I wrote it just a month ago, giving a look at blue duck before it’s expected January release has been out for a year today
After a...
ParalakeNews
I havent ran ParalakeNews in a while, but I still believe it has a ton of missed out potential because of my laziness and unwillingess to write articles.
Please PM me on the forums if youre interested at all, you would be managing the ParalakeNews.com website and discord and...
I've been away from the community for a little while but have been keeping up to date on the forums and saw this post from Aaron.
Im obviously not saying any of the "music" he made was good, or anywhere near it, but what baffled me is the amount of grown men replying with abuse thats insane.
I...
I want to bring paralakenews back to regular posts and there are news articles i'd love to be written and covered!
If youre interested in earing up to 75K per article, please contact me via the forums or apply at www.paralakenews.com/jobs
People have probably been expecting someone to make a post like this eventually, but I really want to recommend GrandadPyjamas for being an amazing new member of the community and for his extremely entertaining streams!
My limited experience with him has been all very good and I hope we get...
STEAM NAME: censoredExe
STEAM ID: STEAM_0:1:72160298
AGE: 16
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ENFORCER?:
I've been a helper for nearly 3 months now, and I truly believe I'm ready for the Enforcer role. During the time span that I've been a helper, I've been given many opportunities to learn and grow...
STEAM NAME: censoredExe
STEAM ID: STEAM_0:1:72160298
AGE: 16
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ENFORCER?:
Throughout the past month and a half, my time as a Helper has allowed me to grow as a person as well as learn from the current staff team. As a Helper, I've helped a lot of members of the...
STEAM NAME: censored.exe
STEAM ID: STEAM_0:1:72160298
IN-GAME NAME: Chris Jenson
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A HELPER?:
After being in the community for a long time now, since 2014 on and off, and becoming extremely active again for just over a year, for a long time I've wanted to give back. Some...
https://paralakenews.com
The site is finally out! Currently, we only have 2 journalists and one article on the site, so we'd really appreciate new applications!
View jobs here;
https://paralakenews.com/jobs/
The first article + Exclusive ParalakeNews interview...
Hopefully, within a few days, we'll be releasing ParalakeNews.
To start with, the site will only be available from a browser, though at a later date we should hopefully be adding it to the newspaper in-game.
This, in my opinion, has been done wrong a ton of times. If you look back through old...
I know he doesn't use the forums, so he probably won't see it but, this guy is one of the most genuine guys I've ever met.
I've never had a bad experience with him, and he's always been extremely kind and considerate, something hard to come across on here.
I hope I continue to see him in game...
Description of the idea: Police can currently see who owns a phone number, but I propose to also be able to see the last 10 calls that phone has made, aswell as possibly texts. This would allow police to better chase down wanted suspects, and find out who they are in contact with.
To combat...
Ive been thinking about releasing a new site, which will be somewhat similar to perpmarket (possibly a sub-section), though specialised for large orders.
The current idea is as follows,
Buyers can create an order, where they will give a description, and tinycalc basket data
Crafters can then...
Appealing for: Ban / Blacklist
Appeal type: Apology
Which staff member banned you: @Mimball for @Clarky
How long were you banned for: 3 days
Your Steam Name: jacob.hatch
Your In-game Name: Jay Hatch
Your Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:234554157
Why were you banned/blacklisted: 2.5, 3.4 - User had killed...
Type of bug: map
Description of the bug: While this is less of a bug, its easily exploitable. The top of cubicles in PD toilets are open, which allows you to drop items in them, without any way of them being retrieved. This could allow for people to place bombs or other items in there that...
STEAM NAME: censored.exe
STEAM ID: STEAM_0:1:72160298
IN-GAME NAME: Chris Jenson
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A HELPER?:
I've been apart of the perpheads community for a long, long time now - much longer than people may think. The first time I played was sometime back in 2014, though it may have...
Type of bug: Unsure, Lua?
Description of the bug: This license plate isnt showing a record
How to reproduce the bug: ANPR and Search this vehicle
Time stamp(s): 22:49 06/07/20 UK
*Errors: None
*Media:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2156799891...
STEAM NAME: censored.exe
STEAM ID: STEAM_0:1:72160298
IN-GAME NAME: Chris Jenson
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A HELPER?:
There's a lot of reasons I want to be a helper but I think it can be summed up with a few main reasons.
Perpheads has been a big part of my life that past 6 years since I first...
Description of the idea: Add ratings to the Ideas & Suggestions section of the forums ( specifically agree and disagree )
Why should this be added? (pros): Allows developers and SA to gauge community opinion of someone's reply to a suggestion, without each one having the individually reply...
My game keeps freezing (causing me to die often), and I know loads of other people get this. Is this server or client-side, and is there anything that can be done to fix or minimise this?
inb4 get a better pc
After a few sleepless nights of coding, I'm proud to present, in cooperation with @curak ....
PERPMarket.com
I got fairly creative with the product descriptions, and I'd love suggestions for descriptions I haven't yet filled in.
How it works
Deposit cash
A crafter claims your order, and crafts...
Type of bug: Texture
Description of the bug: The front 'POLICE' was put on backwards
How to reproduce the bug: Not really a bug, just look at the screenshot or spawn the vehicle
*Media: [images/media of the issue] https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2104957422
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2094747335
Stuff like toluene, acetone and a bunch of other chemicals in my 1k+ perp playtime ive never touched, is there any actual use for them?
PERPCasino.com
I just finished coding an online casino, exactly like the ones you see in bazaar shops, with 50/50 odds online.
You can deposit money to the site by making a request and then sending the money to myself or palodhi, we offer instant withdrawals too, with absolutely no fees.
The...
Your Steam/In-game Name: Chris Jenson/censored.exe
His/Her Steam/In-game Name:bobo/edward hustle
His/Her SteamID:n/a
Why Should This Player Be Punished:2.5
Evidence (Demo Required):
I genuinely didn't want any toxicity from any situations that we were apart of with bobo, but tonight hes been so...
Appealing for: Ban
Appeal type: Dispute (part apology)
Which staff member banned you: @Dom_
How long were you banned for: 1 day
Your Steam Name: censored.exe
Your In-game Name: Chris Jenson
Your Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:72160298
Why were you banned/blacklisted: 3.4...
Description of the idea: Staff actually process suggestions
Why should this be added? (pros): There are 5 pages of suggestions waiting to be processed
What negatives could this have? (cons): Sr Staff have more work to do
*Other additions:
Maybe process the suggestion exactly a week after its...
Your Steam/In-game Name: Chris Jenson
His/Her Steam/In-game Name: Bill Burton
His/Her SteamID: idk
Why Should This Player Be Punished: 2.5, he wont stop calling me (ive blocked his number, which is broken), following me around, breaking dumb laws infront of me while im cop etc and just trying to...