HELLO PERPHEADS PLAYERS MY NAME IS SAUL GOODMAN
HAVE YOU BEEN WARNED FOR WALKING ON THE HIGHWAY? BEATEN UP BY A CROWD OF NEW PLAYERS AND BANNED FOR SHOOTING THEM? MENTALLY ABUSED BY A GREEN ORB? DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE RIGHTS!?
I'LL WRITE YOUR BAN DISPUTE FOR 10K, NO CURE YOU PAY ANYWAYS