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PERP's New International Soccer Tournament

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Since the arrival of soccer balls, there has been a lack in organized ball playing and fondling. This all changes with the ne PERP's New International Soccer Tournament, which will showcase the ball handling abilities of your favorite Paralake citizens. There will be hardcore ball kicking action, an all star commentating duo @Google Chrome and @Dr. Dräjj, and maybe even a couple of terrorists who knows. This tournament will test who is the biggest ball enjoyer in Paralake and crown the PENIS Champion.

The event will take place on TBD (based on how fast slots get filled but will most likely take place on a weekend in the next couple of weeks max), a further announcement will be made closer to the actual event date and time.

The event will use a double elimination bracket with the current prizes being as follows (prizes subject to change based on generous donations and will be constantly updated, if you would like to donate to the prize pool reply below or message me, all donations will go towards the prizes and a special plaque will be placed on the field with the top donors).

Currently: 1st: $500,000 | 2nd: $250,000 | 3rd: $100,000 | Participation: $25,000 + Milk
The tournament MVP will get a bonus of $100,000 + 1 Month Premium

The layout of the event area will be as follows:
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Game Rules


The rules of the game will differ from regular soccer (football for people with bad teeth): there will be no offsides or any out of bounds unless the ball physically goes outside the pitch, handballs (grabbing the ball with your fists) is not allowed, neither is any punching, pushing, or physgun usage. Any egregious acts of breaking the rules will cause players or teams to be thrown out without a refund. Games will go on for 5 minutes, or until a team scores, and there will be a 1 minute break/prep time in between matches. All players will be expected to know these rules, or risk their team's forfeiture.

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Venue


The tournament will take place in a state of the art full stadium hand built by myself (with help from @Ophelia) with comfortable team rooms, plenty of seats in the stands, space for concession vendors, and private VIP seating booths! The improvised nets will be replaced with proper nets when proper funding from Greece comes through and there will be finishing touches that will differ from the preview below.

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Admission Information


All general admission will be free, on a first come first serve basis based on avaliable seating in the stands. There will also be 12 available VIP seats for a ticket cost of $5,000 that can be bought in advance or on the day of the event. VIP seating will look very similar to that of the UFC event, the venue of which was also built by me, where you are seperated from the poor people and have a better view with a private entrance and parking. As an incentive to purchase a VIP ticket, all ticket holders will automatically be entered into a raffle where one lucky winner will win $100,000!

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Team Registration


There will be a maximum of 8 teams with signups. If there are any teams that sign up after the first 8, they will be placed on a waitlist for any noshows.

All team registrations will have a maximum of 2 players and you are allowed to register up to 5 subsitutes/coaches/support staff.

All team registrations will require a $25,000 security deposit paid in advance, refunded once your team plays and gets eliminated.

Use the format and reply to this post to register your team:

Team Name:
Team Captain (you):
Team Members (roles):
Team Nationality:
Team Flag (optional);
Team Anthem (optional):

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Advertisement Opportunities


In order to raise extra funds for the event, there will be opportunities to advertise your local business or service (or really anything) around the stadium on illuminated signs and posters. Each small advertising spot will cost $10,000, while the bigger posters will cost $25,000 and all proceeds will go into the prize pool! All adverts will require approval and payment prior to the day of the event in order to be accepted.
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Volunteers


Similar to the UFC event, we will be asking for the community and the city to volunteer their skills and specializations. If you would like to assist in one of the roles below, please reply below or DM me, security and concessions personnel will be paid! For police supervison, we would like the assistance of at least 1 command member and a few regular officers with coordination with.

Security (3) | Concessions (4) | EMS (1) | Police Supervison (4+)


all info subject to change any time prior to start of the event
 
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Team Captain (you): Palodhi
Team Members (roles): @Jake_ (player),@Rapid (coach)
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