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[Daigestive]

can have my bed Im sleeping downstairs.

 

[Creepis]

mate, you can't make peace offerings with spiders the only thing they want is to eat your insects in your room leave the man be will ya

 

[Daigestive]

mate, you can't make peace offerings with spiders the only thing they want is to eat your insects in your room leave the man be will ya

At Least he didnt get my space raiders as well, jokes on him. Chose to name him Tyrone Biglegs.

 

[Daigestive]

@Detrix this guy showing you how to squat with good form.

 

[The Strange Deranged Mage]

best way to deal with those damn spiders

 

[Bnjemann]

I keep spiders in plastic pots as a jail sentence for trespassing then release them once they've served there sentence.

 

[Illuminathan]

Stop being an idiothead and remove them with your hands

 

[FatGeorge]

Stop being an idiothead and remove them with your hands

na fuck that

 

[Moon The Goon]

nah u tried to get it off with a packet of space raiders im done ahaha

 

[Photon]

spiders are chill asf leave him alone bro

unless he decides to crawl on you or next to your bed

then there's a problem

 

[Deleted member 5920]

I keep spiders in plastic pots as a jail sentence for trespassing then release them once they've served there sentence.

 

[Fusions]

beta male

 

[Moon The Goon]

spiders are chill asf leave him alone bro

unless he decides to crawl on you or next to your bed

then there's a problem

i bet u put the milk in the bowl before the cereal u phsycopath

 

[Photon]

i bet u put the milk in the bowl before the cereal u phsycopath

they kill other insects for you in exchange for living in your room, ur the psychopath here lad

 

[Exnem]

Had a spider crawl on me while I was in bed, thought it was some hairs re-adjusting and coming in contact with my bed or smth, after a bit it starts getting more intense and I realize I'm retarded and it's a fucking spider. I jump up, the cunt literally jumps off me and sprints back to his cave after realizing he startled the witch.
I found him a bit later and smashed him into the next dimension with a random paper I found that I still don't know if was important or not.
Luckily Norway don't have giant fucking spiders as common like you do. That I've seen at least, found a couple that were big but those were there for a long ass time, the ones I've seen.

Last time I found a huge ass spider was when I was like 8, was going down a slide with my arms resting on the sides, I slowly hit something mushy, I bring my arm toward me to find a spider the size of my thumb (the body was), after that I don't really know where it went because I probably sent it to space the way I spazzed.

 

[Jimmy]

I keep spiders in plastic pots as a jail sentence for trespassing then release them once they've served there sentence.

Whenever I do this the spiders make IA complaints on me

 

[Creepis]

do this next time

 

[Rhys :)]

a normal person would get a cup or something and a piece of paper, but nah big man Dai gets a fucking space raider packet.

 

[Madda]

spiders are chill asf leave him alone bro

You absolute madman

 

[Collier]

The worst part about spiders is when you go in to grab them or kill them, the little fuckers somehow know what you're about to do and bolt it into the darkest corner of your room never to be found again. I get so fucking paranoid that if I go to bed I will wake up with it crawling around my face, fuck spiders.