Synatec's Spider Guide

[Mxdium]

Oh no! What is that... EEEEEEEEK!!! IT IS A SPIDER!!!
What can I do?

Luckily for you, I am here to help.

Spoiler: WARNING, RUN IF IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!

This is a no no spider and is very venomous, run.

Spoiler: Spider

You first have to make sure you know where the spider is hiding, try baiting them out to different spots using a long stick and poking them.

If you know where he is you have a few options which I listed here.

Option 1
You catch it using a small cup and release it into the wild.

Option 2
You smack a boot on his ass.

Option 3 (if spider is in a small gap as seen in picture above)
You stun the spider using deodorant which lowers its movement speed by 75%. After this he will try to escape but you can catch him with the electric fly swatter or boot because his movement speed is no longer mach 4 but very slow.

When you've successfully killed the spider make sure you flush its body down the toilet so it won't ressurect and take revenge on you.

If all these options fail you might aswell burn down your house.

Congratulations!
You got rid of the spider!

Spoiler: Dead Spider

These methods won't work on big hairy spiders.
if you are Australian and see a spider, run.

 

[Bnjemann]

It's worth noting that spraying a spider with deodorant lowers it's body temperature too low for it to function and since they breathe through there "skin" also suffocates them.

 

[Mxdium]

Yes it is a stun bomb

 

[Hendricks]

Killed a fat spider in a basement, made sure it was dead then stomped on it 10 more times. Next day I find the body is gone and a trail of broken off legs across the room. Still watching my back to this day in case it wants revenge..

 

[Mxdium]

I'll add to the guide to always make sure you flush it down the toilet! That's what I do atleast.

 

[rogue]

spiders are cute just pick them up with your hand and throw them outside

 

[Hendricks]

I expected this response from someone that freezes milk

 

[Aero]

if that venomous spider was in my house I'd literally molotov mass rdm my house

or just sip an antipoison and spec it with my ags @Synatec @Belg Lmfao @Wolfjie

 

[Sneaky]

Step 1:

Step 2:

step 3:

???

step 4:

 

[Mxdium]

Yes its a stun spray which reduces movement speed by 75%

 

[Mxdium]

Anti-venom, its a venomous spider not poisonous

 

[Sneaky]

accidently posted too fast; one does not use the deoderant to just stun a spider; see post

 

[Aero]

oh fuck I forgot that potion existed

 

[Aero]

Grab it by its legs, pull them off and there u go
:wheelchair: spoder

 

[teby]

Thank you! I finally got rid of that annoying spider I had in my bathroom for days (Thanks to this guide :d).

 

[Aquaa]

@Chase might need to read this.... he sees a small ass spider and immediately unholsters his pistol and gunpoints the fucking spider irl.

 

[Deleted member 4116]

What kind of hill billy freezes their milk

 

[MILKY]

i own a spider

 

[Detrix]

I needed this shit brudda, preciate it.

 

[LegendRF]

Oh no! What is that... EEEEEEEEK!!! IT IS A SPIDER!!!
What can I do?

Luckily for you, I am here to help.

Spoiler: WARNING, RUN IF IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!

This is a no no spider and is very venomous, run.

Spoiler: Spider

You first have to make sure you know where the spider is hiding, try baiting them out to different spots using a long stick and poking them.

If you know where he is you have a few options which I listed here.

Option 1
You catch it using a small cup and release it into the wild.

Option 2
You smack a boot on his ass.

Option 3 (if spider is in a small gap as seen in picture above)
You stun the spider using deodorant which lowers its movement speed by 75%. After this he will try to escape but you can catch him with the electric fly swatter or boot because his movement speed is no longer mach 4 but very slow.

When you've successfully killed the spider make sure you flush its body down the toilet so it won't ressurect and take revenge on you.

If all these options fail you might aswell burn down your house.

Congratulations!
You got rid of the spider!

Spoiler: Dead Spider

These methods won't work on big hairy spiders.
if you are Australian and see a spider, run.

I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP NOW AFTER SEEING THOSE PHOTOS, THX