Brice

emerge to tea party. few stellas deep. step up to buffet table. youngin in front takes last pizza slice. this is my castle. step up. push him. he falls. parents swarm. donna telling me am a piece of shit. darren tries his luck with a dig. duck. dodge. uppercut. ambulance on way.

broken. sat in pub. paranoia in full swing. heard some muttering on table next to me. clearly talking about me bald patch. take off slazenger an launch it at table. missed. hit keith in back of head. he gives it big lips from across bar. i stand. he sits. mug. need another bag.

home. i shadow box in mirror with minimal effort. lass an kids can see somethin up. unaware that am down an afternoons wage. unable to provide lentil soup for a month. kids will be starvin. gaffa doesnt care. clearly an agenda. cant look fam in eye. gettin bag to take mind off it

staff room drama. shortage of bourbons biscuits. tin filled with ginger nuts. my names not fuckin ron weasley. launch one at wall in pure disgrace. it shatters onto floor in front of gaffa. he tells me settle down as i do pull up on door frame. disgusted. ready to hand notice in.

4 stellas deep. turned up to mother in laws. denied entry. i see jenn peeping from upstairs window. called her out. she draws curtains. a concerned neighbour tries to intervene. i let off a warning shadow box. he still approached. jabbed him in beak. he drops. estate in meltdown.

3up

Didn't know you were a fellow sheep shagger...

don't worry bud, you can get him a Demo, gmod records what happens anyway, enjoy your punishment