Due to your recent actions *cough* Shaun Mason *cough* we, the insurgents of Paralake will start striking you on Friday, please understand that your blood is the blood that will be going down your cheek and not ours. No one will be left out.
Allahu Akbar!
Seems like our friendly bombs have helped our friendly friends from Bakassi against you filthy self-called respected people... We knew you were easy to take down and we knew it would be only a time question 'till you came crawling on your knees for peace. We've noticed a lot of...
Prepare yourselves citizens of Paralake, we have recieved threats by several members from La Cosa Nostra.
You have no chance pathetic loosers, we have our alliances. We have given @Belg Lmfao and his Bakassi the firepower to take down every little base that you have around in Paralake. Our bombs...
We friendly Insurgents would love to form an alliance with the Bakassi Haram as we've already seen your strength flow through Paralake with your booms of freedom. Allahu Akbar
The friendly insurgents have arrived in Paralake, we're here to bring
nothing but cover for the Paralake citizens with our lovely Haram Beer. We are not here to cause any harm to simple useless people, but watch who's toes you step on, because if it's ours you will be the next one falling...