Recent content by Murtsley

Bro lost all his aura

"I unveil my dong sometimes in front of certain groups of people" - Megasaw, 17 November 2025 @ 19:20 GMT

Very long and important meeting where Megasaw once again, unveils his genius

"A polyester carpet, a wool carpet, a cotton carpet; people just call it a carpet" - The kind of high brow conversations held within the PERPHeads halls of power

Good taste

Punishment Type: Ban Punishment Subtype: Server Ban Appeal Type: Apology Which staff member issued the punishment?: @Collier How long were you banned/blacklisted for?: 1 Week Your Steam Name: Murtsley Your Roleplay Name: Betram Bucket Your SteamID: Not foww uuuu Why were you punished?: I put...

Me

No sad react on PERP forums, there is on NDRP forums; just another L for PERPie With thanks, Murtsley (Grasping at straws; totally not sore about this)

The fact that @Collier @Acerius @Megasaw @Dave @McGlinchy @Hendricks stopped playing FiveM to go back onto this shit old-ass game

I don't play PERP anymore, so I don't care, I just know from the first two lines that your sentence composition makes me want to vomit

Well less that they would monopolise, more that the prices would be dictated by the Seller, it just shifts money around some more - these big crafting giants that are capable of doing it all (myself included) would need to seek out a recipe which only a handful of people would have. I'm...

Alarmingly long fork

Learned that the hard way when I opened my inventory and grabbed my watermelon and chowed down on a rare item