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@2112 it wont work out. he cries whenever i call him fat.

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m’lady, your tale of betrawyal pawins me deepwy. I would newah complain...nay, not even mid beating. I offer only loyalty, wespect, and unwavering devotion.
should you not choose me, then I humbly suggest my fewow companion equally devoted, equally uncomplaining. @Frod3

@micbib youre so cute i could scratch you under your fourth chin >_<

i recommend @micbib

m’lady, thou hast seen through my fworm…aye, the chins are but a mawrk of my station. each one earned through years of unwawewing devotion and zewo sunlight.

scratch fweely, I shall not protest. and should I not be thy chosen…then I present my fewow companion, equally devoted, equally chin-blessed. @Frod3

i recommend @micbib again