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@2112 it wont work out. he cries whenever i call him fat.

tips fedora
m’lady, your tale of betrawyal pawins me deepwy. I would newah complain...nay, not even mid beating. I offer only loyalty, wespect, and unwavering devotion.
should you not choose me, then I humbly suggest my fewow companion equally devoted, equally uncomplaining. @Frod3

@micbib youre so cute i could scratch you under your fourth chin >_<

i recommend @micbib

m’lady, thou hast seen through my fworm…aye, the chins are but a mawrk of my station. each one earned through years of unwawewing devotion and zewo sunlight.

scratch fweely, I shall not protest. and should I not be thy chosen…then I present my fewow companion, equally devoted, equally chin-blessed. @Frod3

i recommend @micbib again

ive seen frod3's face reveal, he's like a slightly chubby beta male. do you think he'd be open to going to turkey on holiday? for no particular reason?

pick and choose

theyre all using a website i cant see

holy yap, yapping more then fuckin chinese kids dying in lithium mines SMH

@SomeUser im trying to find a new husband you dickhead. either help me choose or shut the fuck up and enjoy your 3-6 month long vacation x

@Mak or someone IDK

FUCK OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do not speak that sluts name around me

thou art mistaken...he is no mere beta. he is, in fact, a sigma alpha chad of the highest order. the hairline? a strategic sacrifice. a pilgrimage to turkey would not be out of insecurity…nay, but a calculated enhancement of an already formidable presence. equally sigma, equally enlightened.

micbib the frod3 glaze goes hard, it almost makes me wonder how often you cry yourself to sleep knowing him n clarky get down wicked style.

m’lady, thou misunderstandest my plight... I do not weep…for I have transcended such mortal sorrows. their “wicked style” antics are but background noise to my ascension. frod3 is not glazed…he is revered. studied. a phenomenon. clarky merely exists in his orbit. and as I sit beneath the dim glow of my dual monitors, I smile…for even in their chaos, I remain inevitable.

kos on all of you, every single one of you.

m'lady *pushes glasses up* calling kos on us is absuwrd and you shall not joke with that kind of stuff... I will use my origoshabi fighting style on you that i learnt from gweat master, but i shant say their name!

be cawefull because you do not want to see my weal powews!