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Bean Can
*tire screeching* Me: Hey can I get uhh Marlboro reds Gas Station Worker: Umm ID Me: here you go brother
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Bnjemann
Bnjemann
My tires screeched as I pulled up outside the gas station in my used Ford Taurus 2000. The sound of Motley crues greatest hits playing through my upgraded speakers. I step out of the car, the sound of my converse all stars slapped against the pavement as I stepped out. I walked into the 7/11 to be greeted with the sweet gas station smell. I walked up to the counter, cash in one hand and my ID in the other.
Bnjemann
Bnjemann
I scanned the merchandise with my eyes. I was tempted by there selection of JUUL Pods, but I made my decision. I'm a MAN now, and MEN want the REAL DEAL When it comes to feeding a crippling nicotine addiction. I Looked the cashier of Hispanic origin straight in the eye and said "I'll take a pack of Marlboro red and this packet of ready salted lays.
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