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@Madda had a friend over this weekend, and she saw the cupcake lubricant I placed behind my monitor, I've never seen a person with so much confusion in their face! So THANK YOU FOR THAT MADDA!

Ur welcome

At least she didn't see the cookie one! Next year I am going to spend a big amount on your birthday. I am thinking,
- Male Stripper
- A male blow up doll
- Big buckets of Uberlube

- A group of girls knocking on your door at 5 AM in very hot outfits singing happy birthday before leaving, and you won't know if it was real or just a dream
- Have a big cake with a bunch of salt on it sent to your workplace with a sign "Feel free to take some //Martin from IT"

2022 will be great!

überlube must be a mighty icebreaker