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  1. Mallard

    What is your personal least favorite rule you think is dumb?

    3.22 oh what, I can't do a U-turn on the highway or skip the intersection light because I want to go fast? Also, fuck every staff member who used to camp at the intersection looking for people skipping the red light.
  2. Mallard

    Best Gorillaz album

    The last 4 songs on Plastic Beach (Plastic Beach, To Binge, Cloud of Unknowing and Private Jet) hit different when you listen to them one after the other. White flag with Kano and Bashy the way they flow off each other is goated. Empire Ants with the switch up is goated. Sweepstakes is kinda...
  3. Mallard

    Favourite steak doneness

  4. Mallard

    IRL CAR THREAD

    Hope you wear a helmet so you dont end up like Superman
  5. Mallard

    Randy-Franks Heisenberg petition

    its been 20 minutes and you already got 15 no's
  6. Mallard

    Blacklist Apology (Collier)

    You were blacklisted on PLPD.online, not on scam bans. you need to go on PLPD.online and make a ticket to the Office of Professional Standards.
  7. Mallard

    Best catepillar cake

    youre the one who talks to them all the time you tell me
  8. Mallard

    Best catepillar cake

    One of the most British things ever made is the iconic caterpillar cake. the question is which one is best?!?! For the sake of simplicity we will only be ranking the male caterpillar cakes, and they are; The original M&S "Colin"...
  9. Mallard

    L bozo demoted to helper

    L bozo demoted to helper
  10. Mallard

    P(erp)inkcore no.2

  11. Mallard

    BO's on your scent like a Frenchman

    BO's on your scent like a Frenchman
  12. Mallard

    Drink a glass of shit wine and talk about terroir

    Drink a glass of shit wine and talk about terroir
  13. Mallard

    Go to fucking work, eat an onion, smoke a cigarette,

    Go to fucking work, eat an onion, smoke a cigarette,
  14. Mallard

    Have a wash you smelly fuck

    Have a wash you smelly fuck
  15. Mallard

    You didnt get to the finals tho did you? frog fucker

    You didnt get to the finals tho did you? frog fucker
  16. Mallard

    Server Suggestion Recoil scales with sensitivity

    If you need help mastering recoil, email [email protected] for expert help!
  17. Mallard

    L bozo team

    L bozo team
  18. Mallard

    Mallardtage no.13

    number 13 is here, shoutout to @Allen Kennedy and @Apo_llo for being great firefighters, @rogue for being great at parking his van on the highway while playing tetris, @GamingPeach for tasing me and killing the worms in my brain then wrecking my P1, the Bone Lord, @Dave for killing me and...
  19. Mallard

    Bone Lord

    I would like to recommend @bestenjoyer and @The White Glove Society for their amazing bone lord role-play. I enjoyed having my arm chopped off for the bone lord and killing Amy Jordan for her bones!
  20. Mallard

    EM 24 predictions

    We're going to beat ourselves then beat our wives!
  21. Mallard

    Happy Pride Month 2024!

    @Hayden is gay, congrats
  22. Mallard

    Mallardtage no.12

    its here, megasaw is a furry edition
  23. Mallard

    is this the dogs ass crack? [ATTACH]

    is this the dogs ass crack?
  24. Mallard

    Fallout on Amazon Prime

    I am on episode 6 and my feeling so far is that it is both great to watch if you have played the games as well as great to watch if you haven't, its got great world-building to it and plot points around the vaults and what vault tec did inside them which I feel will encourage people to play the...
  25. Mallard

    your room? [IMG]

    your room?
  26. Mallard

    SELFIE THREAD V2

    I look like that when im taking a shit
  27. Mallard

    Question

  28. Mallard

    best energy drink

    @Megasaw told me generic energy drink flavour tastes like dog piss, I take his word on that matter highly.
  29. Mallard

    best energy drink

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