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im gonna convince paralake that youre a cryptid and have them hunt you for sport, that is cerbis will.

@DrToast well well well

buy tea leaves, dry tea leaves, sell. most efficient method methinks

IM SUCH A BIG CHUUUUUUUUD. sat here in me pjs eating chocolate fudge brownie ben and jerry's after almost committing an accidental terrorist attack on bazaar

would it be okay to roleplay as someone who's hunting bigfoot? like can i start making montages but theyre just schizo vlogs of me seeing players in the distance and then soyjak reacting and claiming theyre bigfoot? is this permissible? someone, anyone let me know

lost my warrant because some cop decided to shoot at me.. (a wanted player, with a shotgun.. who was actually shooting at the cop) some people these days

welcome to the city lad, hope to see you around

killed the mayor, feeling good :tunafish:

silence worm

removing second accusation as it was found to be someone else

unhappy birth L(oser)EGEND!!

goodnight perp i will see u tomorrow after work for another 40 hour session

i guess this is even for my plant pots :/

love that we have 40 billion people just hanging out in our bazaar shop. i try to be as mean and rude as possible n wankers are still gravitating to my aura.