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    Claimed Action Request (mitchellhoyes)

    Your Steam Name: privateme Your Roleplay Name: Zachary Hofmann Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:513168029 Player's Steam Name: mitchellhoyes Player's Roleplay Name: Balthus Diadra Player's SteamID: STEAM_0:0:616907125 Why should this player be punished?: 3.4 - User failed to comply with gunpoint after...
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    Bug Report (SCAR-L reloaded, but rounds can't be fired)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: SCAR-L reloaded, but rounds can't be fired How to reproduce the Bug: As seen in the clip, I reloaded my SCAR, but when attempting to shoot, it had no bullets in it. All the mags I had were full. Time Stamp: 22/03/2026 @ ≈19:20 GMT Media...
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    Bug Report (Invisible fire)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: Invisible fire How to reproduce the Bug: There was a molotov in Tidals and I somehow died to seemingly invisible fire. I'm not sure if this was smoke inhalation but it sure didn't look like it, as you can see my body being burnt at the end. Time...
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    The Music of PERPheads

    How broad is the music taste of the PERPheads community? I've decided to take it upon myself to find out. Why? Just for a bit of fun for everyone. I've made a Spotify playlist that I'm sharing a link to so anyone can add to it just to see what happens. I've already started it off with some songs...
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    How to play MIDI files into the piano

    As you may have seen, the piano in PERP allows you to attach a MIDI device. This is great if you have a physical MIDI keyboard, but what if you just want to play songs without that. Well, with a few minutes to spare and a few pieces of software, you can do just that! I know the colours in the...
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    Server Suggestion More musical instruments

    Suggestion Title: More musical instruments Suggestion Description: Currently, the only musical instrument that PERP has is a piano. Don't get me wrong, it's great in the fact you can either plug in a keyboard into a MIDI port or use something like LoopBe to play files, but not every song is a...
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    Bug Report (RTU Porsche shows that you can have 255 suspects in the back)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: RTU Porsche shows that you can have 255 suspects in the back How to reproduce the Bug: 1 - Press R to force a cuffed suspect into the car. 2 - Look at the number in the title bar. It will be out of 255. Time Stamp: 23/02/2026 @ 19:59 GMT...
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    Server Suggestion Stop the DBS being equipped when crafting a Sawed-Off

    Suggestion Title: Stop the DBS being equipped when crafting a Sawed-Off Suggestion Description: When crafting a Sawed-Off shotgun with the crafting queue, it makes a Double Barrel Shotgun first. When doing this, it ends up being equipped, which cancels the queue for you not having free hands...
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    Server Suggestion Org phone numbers

    Suggestion Title: Org phone numbers Suggestion Description: When recruiting, orgs often put the phone numbers of multiple command members on their posters and adverts. This is a problem, as if some members aren't online, they obviously can't pick up the phone. This can be solved with an org...
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    Paralake Logistics Co.

    Paralake Logistics Co. Welcome to Paralake Logistics Co! We are an org that welcomes all play styles and people. No matter who you are, you can easily find something to do in PLC. We were founded on 20/02/2026 by Zachary Hofmann (myself) and John Logistics (@rupsurapsu). We are currently...
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    Write for a Paralake magazine!

    Hi all! I'm writing a magazine called Paralake Pulse. It's a magazine for everything Paralake; events, news and everything else that's going on. However, I've not got nearly enough things to fill a magazine. That's where you come in. I'm looking for people to write articles for the magazine. It...
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    Bug Report (Back stairs banister in City Hall is non-collidable)

    Type of Bug: Map Description of the Bug: Back stairs banister in City Hall is non-collidable How to reproduce the Bug: 1 - Enter City Hall 2 - Walk through the door behind the counter, marked with a fire exit sign 3 - Go up the stairs there 4 - Attempt to walk through the banister. It is...
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    Server Suggestion MP3 files/streams on radios

    Suggestion Title: MP3 files/streams on radios Suggestion Description: On radios, there could be an option to input links to MP3 files for custom music or MP3 radio streams. A UI similar to the TV queue could be used for music files. Playlists could be starred and added to the menu, and radio...
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    Bug Report (Amount of a storage item is 0, and adding more duplicates it.)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: Amount of a storage item is 0, and adding more duplicates it. How to reproduce the Bug: A few months ago, I reported a bug here...
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    Action Request (Besian420 & deez)

    Your Steam Name: privateme Your Roleplay Name: Zachary Moretti Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:513168029 Player's Steam Name: Besian420 & deez Player's Roleplay Name: Besian Ali & Yahya Ali Player's SteamID: STEAM_0:0:158204263 & STEAM_0:1:46527301 Why should this player be punished?: I was...
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    Bug Report (Pressing F2 does not close the org window)

    Type of Bug: Lua Description of the Bug: Pressing F2 does not close the org window How to reproduce the Bug: 1 - Open the org window with F3 2 - Press F2 Expected behaviour: It should close the window, as it does with others. Real behaviour: It doesn't. The only way to close it is with the...
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    Paralake MLG

    It's an MLG PERP montage with Ballas people. What more is there to say? Featuring @JuanBonita's new song, im under one day for this reason: Thanks to all the people whose clips I used. They're all credited at the end.
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    Warning Dispute (Medium)

    Punishment Type: Warning Appeal Type: Dispute[Evidence] Which staff member issued the punishment?: @Medium How long were you banned/blacklisted for?: Not Applicable Your Steam Name: privateme Your Roleplay Name: Zachary Moretti Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:513168029 Why were you punished...
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    Map Suggestion Public storage in the Bazaar

    Suggestion Title: Public storage in the Bazaar Suggestion Description: A storage chest in the Bazaar for public use, like there is at City Storage Why should this be added?: - You can buy things at the Bazaar and put them in storage, rather than going back and forth to your car, which can...
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    Bug Report (Chemical tables are unusually bright in Hicktown trailers)

    Type of Bug: Content Description of the Bug: Chemical tables are unusually bright in Hicktown trailers How to reproduce the Bug: Place a chemical table in the back room of a Hicktown trailer (happened to me in trailer two) Media...
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    Add support for other image hosting services

    Suggestion Title: Add support for other image hosting services Suggestion Description: As you are probably aware, Imgur is now blocked in the UK, which is a problem as every fucking image frame and billboard image is hosted there. Therefore, UK players (a substantial portion of PERPs...
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    Andrew Jordans (hyushi123)

    I've been on PD pretty much all day today, and so has Andrew. As a TFO, he has directed multiple raids and breaches, tactically running it and almost always ending in success. I was on dispatch during a bank raid, in which he stationed himself on top of the city garage as a marksman, and was...
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    Model Suggestion Images as custom liveries for vehicles

    Suggestion Title: Images as custom liveries for vehicles Suggestion Description: With this, you could use an uploaded image as a car livery and have it on the side. For example, an org could have their logo and name on the side of a Transit for recognition or on their cars. There could be org...
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    Server Suggestion Slideshows on image frames

    Suggestion Title: Slideshows on image frames Suggestion Description: You could select multiple images for an image frame to cycle through, with a certain amount of time on each of them. I can see this being useful in shops. In my org's shops, we have an information desk which doubles up as a...
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    Model Suggestion Sync televisions

    Suggestion Title: Sync televisions Suggestion Description: With this, multiple televisions could be synced to play the same videos and queue at once. Quite often, I use televisions for music in my bases and Bazaar shops, but the problem is that you can't hear it in certain areas of the building...
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    Holiday

    A lot of people seem to be on holiday at the minute, seeing as its summer. I'm in Turkey at the minute, if you're on holiday, where are you and are you enjoying it?
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    The Moretti Family Applications

    For info on the org, check out this: https://perpheads.com/threads/the-moretti-family.70682/ Requirements: - You should not be a new player. - You should be fairly confident in things such as basing, raiding and defending. - You shouldn't be an absolute fucking minge. Apply on the website. OR...
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    The Moretti Family

    Welcome to The Moretti Family! We are an org mainly focused on basing and raiding, and simply having fun and making tonnes of cash. We have relationships with prominent organisations such as the Rat Family (Cheap Shop). If you are interested in joining: Requirements: - You should not be a new...
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    Bug Report (Flinging when attempting to enter a PD Porsche Cayenne)

    Type of Bug: Content Description of the Bug: Flinging when attempting to enter a PD Porsche Cayenne How to reproduce the Bug: Attempt to get in the car whilst a Dodge Charger 2012 is next to it. May be caused by something else but I'm not sure Time Stamp: 07/07/2025 @ 18:13 BST...
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    Server Suggestion Close incident button on the quick incident menu

    Suggestion Title: Close incident button on the quick incident menu Suggestion Description: The quick incident menu does mostly everything to do with incidents, apart from closing them. A button to do this would be handy and eliminates having to go on the police computer. I see the obvious...
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