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Suggestion Title: Give TFU Lockpicks Suggestion Description: Give TFU bobby pins Why should this be added?: Currently TFU have no way to quietly open doors. In certain properties, for example office side door,the main breach is one door inset into the property, same with office front, where...

Suggestion Title: Teach police officers basic cpr Suggestion Description: Give police officers the ability to perform CPR at the lowest level Why should this be added?: -Officers should be able to imo What negatives could this have?: -makes firefighter less unique What problem would this...

Is this a new law or a change to a current law: new policy What law do you wish to change/add: TFU officers should not take command of any active situation if there are other officers on scene capable of doing so. Why should this change/addition be made: Two main reasons, the first is...

Punishment Type: Ban Punishment Subtype: Server Ban Appeal Type: Apology Which staff member issued the punishment?: @Swaffle How long were you banned/blacklisted for?: 2 Weeks Your Steam Name: weepiestwillow Your Roleplay Name: Willow Ratsworn Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:51339826 Why were you...

Suggestion Title: Reduce the sentence for assault Suggestion Description: Reduce the sentence for assault because 5 years 5k for punching someone once is absurd and cringe Why should this be added?: Assault, while a violent crime, has a wide variety of different severities. Punching someone...

The Mathematics of Gambling Greetings everypawdy, it's me, Willow Ratsworn, bringing you the low down on gambling from a mathematicians perspective. This post will be split into three parts, the theory, a theoretical example, and an applied example. The maths will be simple and easy to follow...

Suggestion Title: Let people get water from water coolers Suggestion Description: Let people press E on a water cooler to get a little bit of water to stay hydrated :) Why should this be added?: -hydration is important What negatives could this have?: -ruining the economy and driving big...

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Suggestion Title: F1 menu genes/job exp mouse-over tooltips Suggestion Description: Add mouseover tooltips to both the gene and job exp menu to explain: - What each gene does - How to earn job exp for each job Why should this be added?: - idk tbh it would just be nice to have What negatives...

Suggestion Title: Mayor PLPD vehicle speed boost policy Suggestion Description: Give mayor a (probably fairly expensive) policy that increases the speed of police vehicles by the equivalent of a car upgrade Why should this be added?: Cool new mayor policies are cool and stuff What...

I would just like to say that I have graduated university with a first in mathematics which is cool please shower me with praise or call me the f slur either way i will enjoy it

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hi gamers i just wanted to say that when my mental health is doing bad i join perp and it makes me feel better thank you all for being awesome and not cringe (except @andreW)

obviously it will be in a higher framerate now i have a decent pc

Description of the idea: Adding more tiers of craftable bomb. The lowest tier would be something similar to the TFU's C2 charges, while the highest tier (which would be more expensive than the current bomb,) would inherit the power of the current bomb. The current bombs would be nerfed and be...

Description of the idea: Make dexterity affect weapon draw/reload speed Why should this be added? (pros): idk i feel like genes are cool and should have a lot more nuance and interesting mechanics than they currently do What negatives could this have? (cons): balance issues (could be resolved...

Description of the idea: I'd like to preface this suggestion by saying the overall idea here isn't to make something with the size or scope of the police department. It'd be more of a "side job" designed to encourage players to play medic and rewarding them for doing so. The goal of this...

Honestly it's TRUE

HELLO ALL today i bring you troubling news exclusively out of my mouth as you all know 15 levels of marksmanship were removed from the richest people on the server and given to the poorest / new players. you know what I call this? borderline communism. I already pay income tax I don't...

Appealing for:Blacklist Appeal type: Apology Which staff member banned you: probably tinyslayer How long were you banned for: i am blacklisted from all jobs until 31 december 2019 23:59 Your Steam Name: harry potter and the dead mum Your In-game Name: exrobite Your Steam ID: idk Why were you...

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LETTER? REWARD: $5000 A letter E has been missing from my name for the past week. Last seen next to a T at the end of my name. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this E, please contact me.

hope u all enjoy!

hello if you have any funny clips and cant be bothered to edit them together, upload them to dropbox or something and pm them to me on the forums! I'll put them into a montage and credit u at the end terms and conditions apply, i get a 100% share of all the ratings from the finished product

please apply here to join the marmiteers TEMPLATE: NAME: AGE: DATE OF BIRTH: NATIONAL INSURANCE NUMBER (if not in uk skip): ADDRESS: WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MARMITE: WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON CURRENT POLITICAL AFFAIRS IN THE UK: EXPLAIN TO WHAT EXTENT THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION WAS A TURNING...

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distill painkillers and lake water together add distilled painkillers and fertilizer into a beaker and boil keep it under 200 but over 150 degrees at 50% add tuelone and glue cook and dry

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note; this thread is for discussion of the topics brought up, please dont chat shit and let's have a constructive conversation about these issues. So, my dispute was accepted-ish (wherein it is acknowledged the ban reason does not reflect my actions in the slightest,) and my ban was lowered...