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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Paralake ballas statistically should've made their return this easter break but due to ongoing world tension and recent controversies about tiktok rizz party, unfortunately, paralake ballas may have to be MIA until this coming summer. Thank you for your understanding regarding this grave issue
  2. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    Paralake ballas are currently preoccupied trying to have russia and ukraine stop their war and Palestine and Israel to stop their war too. They are hardworking diplomats trying to stop war and ww3
  3. bonk

    How to get better at perpheads?

    Unless ur mums been dancing with the worms for the last 31 years I've been railing her non stop till my cock goes flop
  4. bonk

    How to get better at perpheads?

    This is why the internet needs to be 18+. Little kids like you sneaking in the cookie jar and going on a sugar rush and typing nonsense online.
  5. bonk

    How to get better at perpheads?

    No need to be hysterical young man
  6. bonk

    How to get better at perpheads?

    You were a little sparkle in ur dads nuts when I was banging his mum g, simmer down
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    Refund Request (bonk)

    Your Steam Name: aaron bonk Your Roleplay Name: Parsuut Savage Your SteamID: STEAM_1:0:192125234 Reason for Request: Player RDM'd me and was banned as a result of report Requested Items: Franchi Spas 12 with stock Evidence Type: Authorised by Staff Member Staff Member: @Oddy
  8. bonk

    How to get better at perpheads?

    everybody! nerd emoji him!
  9. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    repay us by liking every single post and being forever aligned and loyal to the paralake ballas organisatiojn
  10. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    thats not very festive
  11. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    . hop[e everybody enjoyed the paralake ballas christmas special more coming soon when unbanned ty
  12. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    Shut up he won’t get it Gonna go open my presents now na na na na na!
  13. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    Ah thats mint ill post that
  14. bonk

    Server Suggestion Driving license

    sorry to blow your bubble but if you've come on gmod to expect any degree of serious and or realistic roleplay, you're not in the right place IC laws/rules/police wanting to prevent road laws from being broken will never work, I can tell you this as firsthand from somebody who has roleplayed in...
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    Map Suggestion Make Paralake more run down than it currently is.

    Paralake is a shithole but its our shithole
  16. bonk

    Server Suggestion Driving license

    It’s literally perpheads what form of everybody growing drugs in their houses and then getting raided every 5 minutes or mowing down police officers and then going on cop duty moments later show that this is a serious and or realistic server? Just a waste of time and inconvenient, sorry man but no
  17. bonk

    @Aquaa You better pray to God that we do not cross paths because if we do I will end your life...

    @Aquaa You better pray to God that we do not cross paths because if we do I will end your life with one singular punch. I am an extremely dangerous individual. You will need to send six squad cars in order to stop the rampage frenzy that I will bring upon you, Aquaa. .
  18. bonk

    Good job creepsi

    Good job creepsi
  19. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    Page 24 has been erased from Paralake Ballas history. Any mention of Page 24 to any Paralake Ballas officials will result in public hanging, flogging of 3 generations of your family, and requisition of all assets (cars, money, storage)
  20. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    Here Just In: Paralake Police is BANNED from being AFK.. Workers Rights Union evidently very upset
  21. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    Oragne people.. Oh how far they have fallen.. Thje paralake ballas STILL remain undefeated and on top!!!!
  22. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    All my guys are ballas
  23. bonk

    Hope you're having a good day Creepis The Paralake ballas wish you a merry christmasd and a big...

    Hope you're having a good day Creepis The Paralake ballas wish you a merry christmasd and a big thanks for all your kind support over these years you're the best
  24. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    Ahhh shit.. Here we go again (but this time we are trhe reporting side, not the reported. Note it.)
  25. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    THE BALLAS ORIGINAL MESSAGE TO PARALAKE FROM THE ORIGINAL SAN ANDREAS CHAPTER... BIG THINGS COMING.
  26. bonk

    paralake ballas character development thread

    2021 vs 2023
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