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  1. bonk

    Should Jay Walking be punishable by death?

    Hey there pal, @LordRubberKnee ! It's me, I found a video exactly describing what your issue was and was trying to send it to you but it seems like your DMs are off? So I thought I'd send it to you here through your thread, hope this helps!
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    It's server lore Joe Dixon ran for president of america btw
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Cant stop paralake ballas
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    i would really like to see him try outaim a Middlesex County regional CSGO champion and x2 Valorant Immortal 2. No, I really would like to see either of you try. I think it would be hilarious once you drop, I pick up your gun, and then utilise your firearm to fully kill you. I think that'd be hilari
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    OFFICIAL PARALAKE ballas PRESS RELEASE It's sunday Purple organisation, if you are still purple you have made a grave mistake. This will not deter me or my fellow Paralake ballas org members from continuing our fight of raiding new players and breaking 3.4. I direct this message to all fake...
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    New purple organisation you have until the end of this week to change your colours or by God you will receive the full might and punishment of the Paralake Ballas to the largest and fullest extent. Is that understood?
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Anybody else dropping crazy loose game in bazaar
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    Paralake Ballas Applications

    Somebody accept this man
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    FAST FORWARD 4 YEARS
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    As an AI language model, I have to advise you that we are in fact real players participating with in game activities and we document our adventures on this forum page to the masses.
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Paralake ballas, most feared org in all of perpheads history
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Thanks guys. Sometimes it gets really lonely when I'm posting here and when people have arguments in between the posting it makes me feel involved and that's really nice and special
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Parsuut Savage is currently away in a different dimension delivering ingredients for cake, fighting dragons, and uncovering great conspiracies
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    I'd be this upset too if i lived in sheffield
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    It may have not come home but Paralake ballas are coming home to Paralake sometime this July or August. Please rsvp below if you will be at the paralake ballas return party so we can know how much party rings and squash to bring cheers
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Paralake ballas statistically should've made their return this easter break but due to ongoing world tension and recent controversies about tiktok rizz party, unfortunately, paralake ballas may have to be MIA until this coming summer. Thank you for your understanding regarding this grave issue
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Paralake ballas are currently preoccupied trying to have russia and ukraine stop their war and Palestine and Israel to stop their war too. They are hardworking diplomats trying to stop war and ww3
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    How to get better at perpheads?

    Unless ur mums been dancing with the worms for the last 31 years I've been railing her non stop till my cock goes flop
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    How to get better at perpheads?

    This is why the internet needs to be 18+. Little kids like you sneaking in the cookie jar and going on a sugar rush and typing nonsense online.
  20. bonk

    How to get better at perpheads?

    No need to be hysterical young man
  21. bonk

    How to get better at perpheads?

    You were a little sparkle in ur dads nuts when I was banging his mum g, simmer down
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    Refund Request (bonk)

    Your Steam Name: aaron bonk Your Roleplay Name: Parsuut Savage Your SteamID: STEAM_1:0:192125234 Reason for Request: Player RDM'd me and was banned as a result of report Requested Items: Franchi Spas 12 with stock Evidence Type: Authorised by Staff Member Staff Member: @Oddy
  23. bonk

    How to get better at perpheads?

    everybody! nerd emoji him!
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    repay us by liking every single post and being forever aligned and loyal to the paralake ballas organisatiojn
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    thats not very festive
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    . hop[e everybody enjoyed the paralake ballas christmas special more coming soon when unbanned ty
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Shut up he won’t get it Gonna go open my presents now na na na na na!
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    paralake ballas character development thread

    Ah thats mint ill post that
  29. bonk

    Server Suggestion Driving license

    sorry to blow your bubble but if you've come on gmod to expect any degree of serious and or realistic roleplay, you're not in the right place IC laws/rules/police wanting to prevent road laws from being broken will never work, I can tell you this as firsthand from somebody who has roleplayed in...
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