So for all Scots today, this is a momentous day, where we remember the life of Robert Burns, a famous Scottish poet, and arguably the most influential Scot in history. Today we traditionally eat haggis and act patriotic despite the fact that we are a cesspool of inbred hicks with a collective IQ of 60.
Penicillin.
The telephone.
and finally...
sitting on a street corner drinking cheap wine whilst terrorizing your local community and mugging old aged pensioners with nail hammers.
oh god the cringe that is the yes campaign