Corrupt - A - Wish Game

[The Real Black Jesus]

Well this game is pretty simple, you basically quote a wish the person directly above you wrote, and fuck it up or "Corrupt" it.

Spoiler

Wish by @JarredInator

I wish to be unbanned

When you get Unbanned, you recieieve a Permanent VAC Ban for enabling sv_cheats in your private game of CSS.

Get it?

I wish to become rich on PerpHeads





I didn't make this game

 

[Niko]

I wish to become rich on PerpHeads

When you become rich, I will scam you of all of your money, saying I'll buy you a car with it.



I want firearms level 100.

 

[Esteban]

I will make u craft a gun for me, then stick it up ur ass. Then imma make u point ur asshole towards me, make u pull the trigger and get u banned for RDM

I wish to get my Nissan GTR right now

 

[Puffy Sandvich]

When you become rich, I will scam you of all of your money, saying I'll buy you a car with it.



I want firearms level 100.

When you get that firearms level, people will kidnap you and force you to craft for them.


I want another month of VIP

When you become rich, I will scam you of all of your money, saying I'll buy you a car with it.



I want firearms level 100.

 

[The Real Black Jesus]

I want another month of VIP

When you do get VIP for a month, but you become perma banned for breaking 1.1
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I wish to get my Nissan GTR right now

Your car is then immediately car bombed, and kills you. Once respawining, your money is still in your hand for your car and you are mugged by a sweater-vest.