hi im ezrider

[Ezrider]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[BlitZKrieG]

Ok good to know

 

[Puma]

Kill yourself already

 

[Belg Lmfao]

Sup Reggin, enjoy the community of many squeakers and corruption. Have a nice time!

 

[Ezrider]

Sup Reggin, enjoy the community of many squeakers and corruption. Have a nice time!

APACHE* I'M NOT A REGGIN p-lease understand brennan pls

 

[Ayjay]

I lost my shit at "I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter".

hi im ayjay

 

[Venomine]

Hello there "Apache", I've just found someone you can be friends with.
What do you think about Shraud?

Or the little Wolf?

Good luck finding your friends, I'm sure you'll be able to join their little group.

 

[blobvis 2.0]

Goodbye Ezrider Apache!

Cya in a few months!

Good luck in life getting identified as an attack helicopter!

 

[DilanTheSkrub]

hi ezrider m-my name is dilan.
i se-sexually identify as a-a- a toaster.
thx for understanding.

 

[Philip]

I sexually identify as a tornado, I blow suck and take your house, same as a blonde really (dukes fans will understand)