So earlier on today I went to the shops to get some strawberry jam however to no luck I could only find some strawberry jam that was very expensive so I said hey ho I guess I will have to settle with the jam that was of extortionate price. I came home and made my younger sister some toast with strawberry jam and the ungrateful sod had the nerve to burst out crying whilst prefusely spitting on the floor. Moral of the story I'm now homeless as I have been kicked out by my parents because I am apparently a "disgusting" human being and I'm "Cruel"
If you would like to buy the jam here it is listen on amazon
If you would like to buy the jam here it is listen on amazon
