TESCO - Every Little Helps

[Tyla Jai]

DISBANDED
THIS WAS ONLY A PISSTAKE AND WAS MADE JUST FOR A BIT OF FUN TO HAVE AN ASDA VS TESCO WAR. PLEASE COULD A STAFF MEMBER MOVE THIS TO DISBANDED, THANKYOU.
TESCO: EVERY LITTLE HELPS.

Tesco PLC is a British multinational grocery and general merchandise retailer headquartered in Cheshunt, Hertfordshire, England, United Kingdom.[3] It is the third largest retailer in the world measured by profits[4][5] andsecond-largest retailer in the world measured by revenues. It has stores in 12 countries across Asia and Europe and is the grocery market leader in the UK (where it has a market share of around 30%), the Republic of Ireland, Hungary,[6]Malaysia, and Thailand.[7][8]

Some blokes saw an ASDA thing and then we wanted to make TESCO and sell low quality goods.

Boss - he owns shit
Manager - he owns slightly less shit
Worker - he works and shit
Scrub - recruits
Sex Slave - if you are so shit that you cant even get past recruit you will be demoted to sex slave

We sell sex toys and shit. we also grow weed because no one buys those things. and we sell chicken curry

just wear something a bit like this

BUSINESS PARTNERS: ALDI
ENEMIES: ASDA

 

[Liam]

Got some rivalry over here

 

[Trande]

This and ASDA will be dead after one week anyway.

 

[galactacus_jones]

gang war between tesco and asda confirmed

 

[MattIs]

Since when has Tesco employed sex slaves? lol

 

[John Daymon]

 

[Torvald]

removed due to torvald hating the rating system

 

[Murtsley]

Add a rank called Bag Boy.

(@MoronPipllyd Top bagboy)

 

[M]

Times like this are when I wish we had a 'comical' rating

 

[rogue]

Hey, here at Aldi we like to keep things neutral.

 

[Puffy Sandvich]

Wtf? I wanna be a slave

 

[arron/faith]

The war has not been good for tesco, i heard tesco got raided today and they stole all their milk! What a shame.

 

[Jon Godinn]

Closed and move by OP request