The British Broadcasting Corporation - TV Licencing Division
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HIGH COURT ENFORCEMENT AGENT
BRIAN TURRENT
AGE: 36
MARITAL STATUS: IT'S COMPLICATED
EMOTIONAL STATUS: A LITTLE SAD
OTHER NOTES: REJECTED BY MET POLICE 6 TIMES SO PRETENDS TO BE A COPPER INSTEAD. NOT YET MUGGED OFF BY COLIN JOHNSON, AS AT THE WARRANTS USUALLY LINGERS AT THE BACK AS NOT REALLY THAT CONFIDENT YET.
BEST HAUL:
My best haul was from Slums 4 when I managed to take 2 kettles (thought it was greedy for them to have 2 anyway) and a radio as they did not pay their TV license.
OTHER MEDIA:
Some disgusting scrotes from Projex lamped me one day and now it's on youtube ffs.
MARITAL STATUS: IT'S COMPLICATED
EMOTIONAL STATUS: A LITTLE SAD
OTHER NOTES: REJECTED BY MET POLICE 6 TIMES SO PRETENDS TO BE A COPPER INSTEAD. NOT YET MUGGED OFF BY COLIN JOHNSON, AS AT THE WARRANTS USUALLY LINGERS AT THE BACK AS NOT REALLY THAT CONFIDENT YET.
BEST HAUL:
My best haul was from Slums 4 when I managed to take 2 kettles (thought it was greedy for them to have 2 anyway) and a radio as they did not pay their TV license.
OTHER MEDIA:
Some disgusting scrotes from Projex lamped me one day and now it's on youtube ffs.
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HIGH COURT ENFORCEMENT AGENT
HARRY BARNETT
AGE: 41
MARITAL STATUS: DIVORCED
EMOTIONAL STATUS: BORDERLINE SUICIDAL
PARENTAL STATUS: 5 CHILDREN, NOT ALLOWED CONTACT
OTHER NOTES: MUGGED OFF BY COLIN JOHNSON
BEST HAUL: I once nicked a kid's Xbox 360 which he got for Christmas and all his DVDs because his single alcoholic mum couldn't pay TV License for her TV that didn't exist.
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HIGH COURT ENFORCEMENT AGENT
TYLA JAI
AGE: 49
MARTIAL STATUS: DIVORCED
EMOTIONAL STATUS: WRINKLY
PARENTAL STATUS: NO CHILDREN
OTHER NOTES: ALSO MUGGED OFF BY COLIN JOHNSON
BEST HAUL:
I confiscated a car from a 7 year old who didn't pay his TV license.
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ERMAK MUSIC GROUP
Hello, Ermak Music group would like to start a partnership with the BBC to enforce TV and Radio Licensing.
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A bailiff knocks on your door
ERMAK MUSIC GROUP
Hello, Ermak Music group would like to start a partnership with the BBC to enforce TV and Radio Licensing.
Pay your fucking TV license
Who the fuck watch tv these days
Better pay your licence, these guys arent messing arround, they find you, force you to pay. If you dont, they whoop your ass with a flip flop.
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we will take your sofa and sell it at auction
Hello as a professional nonce can I please have some money
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