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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?? ''Its not you its-a-me.......Mario" What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms, -knock knock, -Who's there? -Not Sally Did you guys...

Firstly and introduction, My name is Bert Alberts and I have been in Paralake for 4 months or there about, you may have seen me around I am a Chinese male and I wear a black suit with a grey waist coat, this year I will be running for Paralake City Councillor. My Experience- I am a member of...

Big plans to join the Police force/ RAF (as a pilot} all in order to land myself a Chief of security job on-board Cruise liners, which is surprisingly a job you can walk straight into. At the moment it is looking like I am going to finish school and college and then go into officer training in...