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[Scrabuz]

What do women and tornadoes have in common?
Both take your car and house away.

Why are men the best chefs?
Because with a sausage, two eggs and a little milk he can fill a girls belly for 9 months.

Why are amercians bad at LoL?
Cause they cant defend their towers.

 

[Propane]

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

 

[Jimmy Gerrard]

Why does Beyonce sing to the left to the left?
Because black people have no right

 

[Alliat]

The staff team is not corrupt.

 

[Double J]

At an emergency call 9-Juan-Juan
[DOUBLEPOST=1495728345,1495728301][/DOUBLEPOST]Heelo, this is the sheep adoption centre how can i help, we specialise in adoptions,sellings and murders of sheeps

 

[Henry]

Your mum is gay!

 

[FatGeorge]

Q: what do you call a tellytubby that has been robbed?

A: A tubby because it has no Telly anymore

 

[olliephillips2001]

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach??

''Its not you its-a-me.......Mario"
[DOUBLEPOST=1496259631,1496259474][/DOUBLEPOST]What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison??

A small medium at large.
[DOUBLEPOST=1496259692][/DOUBLEPOST]Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms,
-knock knock,
-Who's there?
-Not Sally
[DOUBLEPOST=1496259764][/DOUBLEPOST]Did you guys hear about the magic tractor??

It was driving along and it turned into a field!
[DOUBLEPOST=1496259894][/DOUBLEPOST]I'm not sure if this one is strictly acceptable but here goes....

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

.. A lickalotopus

 

[McYeke]

Knock, Knock

Come in.

 

[Photon]

why did the chicken cross the road

Because he is a sentient being with his own will and has made the decision to cross across the concrete layout made for vehicles

 

[Testa]

Arsenal winning a season.

 

[McYeke]

@McYeke

 

[Mxdium]

Madlyn Beasly

sorry madlyn luv u

 

[Chadd Ross]

[redcated]

 

[McYeke]

So I was walking past a pool when there was a gril with no arms or legs, she turned to me and asked if I can fuck her good...

Spoiler: If easily offended DONT open

So I pushed her in the water and said "you're fucked good"

 

[MrAaron]

Sneaky's forum posts are because he tries to be funny but his not

 

[joshwalters12]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get a ticket from the money hungry PLPD for jaywalking.

 

[.....]

@Mage 's enforcer apps

 

[ICEKILLER_99]

https://gyazo.com/ef213b02c33c3fc34cf61281e44da60b

edit:cant upload it as an image for some reason xdddd

 

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