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@Dick Harris has donated $100,000. The Crack Brothers are now sponsoring the event!

We'd like to thank the estate of Penelope Poisson for donating $500,000 to the event! The prize pool has officially hit $1,000,000!

sure, let's change the map to rp_downtown and add a gun dealer job while we're at it

I'd like to see some consideration put towards limiting the availability of meth ingredients. Currently both weed and coke serve a purpose, weed is easy and quick and coke is long and therefore more profitable. Meth however is more involved (and probably more profitable (?)) yet still very much...

I've got my fingers crossed that next aprils fools gives medic self defence pistols

There is insufficient information available to the player for this to be in any way enforceable.

2007 so I could short the housing market and be portrayed by christian bale pretending to be autistic alongside micheal scott from the office in a feature film

This is a no brainer, sensible addition to existing literature. This should absolutely be implemented!

you better not be one of them "ZARP gamers"....

We are happy to announce a new sponsor! The warriors of the City Fighting Championship (CFC) have donated a premium token to the event. Throughout our organisation, CFC #1 was what got us into fighting in the first place, so it's an honour. Thanks guys!

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there literally is a tldr you ape

Don't even joke lad...