im a mango
lets tango
lets tango
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When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ok, I'm done. Kill me.
If you're feeling down, get into an elevator.
I'm having a pun-derful time.
Travelling? Alpaca my bags, try and find some sheep rent. The traffic might be ba-a-ad on the way there, though. Ewe don't like my puns? Lol
I think I'm going to come out as PUN-sexual..
I love puns, except for puns about insects. They really bug me.
I was already dead inside but reading your posts on this wall revived me and then water boarded me for 3 hours.
Well I have never seen a profile page that makes me feel as suicidal as this one.
Welp.. :')
Noodles.
If you're ever stuck in life, try some butter.
If you're ever in a sticky situation, lying is always the way out.
Remember kids; If a strange man offers you sweets, there's probably more in his car.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. Poor Dilan.
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