PARALAKE HIGHWAY | 20TH DAY OF THE MONTH
On the 20th day of the month, THE FINNISH MAFIA WILL RETURN TO PARALAKE.As the sun sets, the sound of roaring engines will echo across the city. Blacked out monster trucks gather along the Paralake Highway, forming a convoy unlike anything the city has ever witnessed. Finnish flags fly proudly from every window.
THE ENGINES ROAR. THE MONSTER TRUCKS ROLL. THE NEW PLAYERS SCREAM!
The Finnish Mafia comeback parade will commence.
From the streets above to the darkest tunnels below, no corner of Paralake will remain untouched. The sewers will become our kingdom. The woods our hunting grounds. The drug dealers' territory will fall under our influence. Every unfortunate citizen crossing our path will learn that their pockets are no longer safe.
Above ground. Below ground. In the woods. Around the drug dealers. PARALAKE BELONGS TO US.
The city has had its peace. The city has had its time.
Now it's time to remind everyone why they feared the Finnish Mafia.
WE ARE NOT HERE TO ASK FOR PERMISSION. WE ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER.
THE FINNISH MAFIA HAS RETURNED.
From: Irwin Goodman, Jyrki Parkainen, Lauri Nieminen, Dank Pablo and Jan muthafuckin James.!!! NO ONE IS SAFE !!!
This is handwritten with no AI used in making
