Stand ready for your birthday, worm.
You were given months. You were given reminders. You were given more leeway than most people who forget birthdays - and yet, here you are, unprepared to handle the sheer magnitude of this day.
You were given months. You were given reminders. You were given more leeway than most people who forget birthdays - and yet, here you are, unprepared to handle the sheer magnitude of this day.
happy birthday, I can't think to continue the above
xoxo
