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Benji when he used to play phantom forces during school time
“Yo dude pass me the aux cord, I wanna show you my new mixtape”
Me: “It better not be ear piercing electroshit music”
him: “Nah dude it’s FIRE I’m making it out the hood with this one fr fr”
the mixtape in question:
“Oh god, medic that guy just died in the fire!”
Junior paramedic with his DNA Tool (he needs the xp):
Real
Did you guys get that smoke alarm battery changed? I bought some batteries for you guys.
Take this bitch!
サージ・タンキアン ジャンプアタック
(Serj Tankian JUMP ATTACK)
In Bereft land, the Raven flies! Birth: Peep! Peep! We call. You and I look up to see: Resplendent glory, the Raven. We open our mouths to partake of the Raven’s fruit and the Raven satisfies strong flowing, deep currents, of Desire. But we bite the hand, the meal is insubstantial, we punish the Raven, but she knows it not.
The bowling alley when you get a strike
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