TL:DR
- Dai calls me
- I pick up the phone
- Dai tells me someone kissed his gf and needs help
- I drive my moped from denmark, over the water and to england
- I meet up with Dai
- Dai points out which one it was
- I stab him 73 times
- Dai cries because it was so violent
- I hug Dai
- Dai is...