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Bro lost all his aura

"I unveil my dong sometimes in front of certain groups of people" - Megasaw, 17 November 2025 @ 19:20 GMT

Very long and important meeting where Megasaw once again, unveils his genius

"A polyester carpet, a wool carpet, a cotton carpet; people just call it a carpet" - The kind of high brow conversations held within the PERPHeads halls of power

Good taste

Punishment Type: Ban Punishment Subtype: Server Ban Appeal Type: Apology Which staff member issued the punishment?: @Collier How long were you banned/blacklisted for?: 1 Week Your Steam Name: Murtsley Your Roleplay Name: Betram Bucket Your SteamID: Not foww uuuu Why were you punished?: I put...

Me

No sad react on PERP forums, there is on NDRP forums; just another L for PERPie With thanks, Murtsley (Grasping at straws; totally not sore about this)

The fact that @Collier @Acerius @Megasaw @Dave @McGlinchy @Hendricks stopped playing FiveM to go back onto this shit old-ass game

I don't play PERP anymore, so I don't care, I just know from the first two lines that your sentence composition makes me want to vomit

Well less that they would monopolise, more that the prices would be dictated by the Seller, it just shifts money around some more - these big crafting giants that are capable of doing it all (myself included) would need to seek out a recipe which only a handful of people would have. I'm...

Alarmingly long fork

Learned that the hard way when I opened my inventory and grabbed my watermelon and chowed down on a rare item

Type of Bug: Content Description of the Bug: Golden Watermelon and the default Watermlon have the same skin How to reproduce the Bug: It is clear upon inspection of the item Time Stamp: n/a Errors: N/A Media: Should be apparent from logs and item menu.

Do you know about how bad Bovine TB is for farmers?

Does it matter tho? I think the leaderboards are just a gimmick to get people to grind again

What, about the reactions?

Looks like sriracha you uncultured German

"I did not use third party communications with that woman"

Big L

X-Drive is an AWD, bad because why buy a BMW if you're gonna keep your traction control on?

That's the X-Drive, I have RWD because I'm an adult

(Not my car but it's what I drive, same colour because I'm a loser) 2014 BMW 320i

Watching myself become a dishonourable man.

Top fucking marks Western Man

My experiences have shown me I am not good at scary games.

Thank you for this prestigious award