Anonymous (ID: o89xhgush) 20/8/2017 (Sun) 20:35:01 No. 0000000000000001
File: sadblackman.jpg -( 13 KB, 500X500, sadbackman.jpg)
>be me
>just moved to Paralake
>got a job at Uncle Co's
>selling scrap items
>"Who the fuck would buy scraps instead of real items like screws and shit?"
>guy comes in, wearing suit, a very strange top hat and sports shades
>fuccboi.png
>buys 1000kg of scraps and stores them into his pocket
>pulls out stove out of pocket, begins to just stand there for 15 minutes
>ignore it and keep selling
>stove turns into fire, shop is burning.
>rush out and wait for firefighters
>firefighter never comes
>gets fired for burning down store
>gets job as drug dealer
>hides in dark alleys, waiting for people to buy shit
>same guy comes, wants to sell weed to me
>mfw he has 1000 bags of drugs
>money magically gets transfered to his account, he runs away
>broke.jpg
>checks account ballance
>"-90,000$"
>ohfuck.gif
>buy shit house in a swamp
>live there and fish
>same guy comes with 3 other friends brandishing military grade weapons
>really.mov
>asks for money, got none
>telepathically uses mind to tell me hes bringing an admin
>admin comes, tells me to drop my stuff
>i have nothing
>gets banned from existance
>wtf.jpg
File: sadblackman.jpg -( 13 KB, 500X500, sadbackman.jpg)
>be me
>just moved to Paralake
>got a job at Uncle Co's
>selling scrap items
>"Who the fuck would buy scraps instead of real items like screws and shit?"
>guy comes in, wearing suit, a very strange top hat and sports shades
>fuccboi.png
>buys 1000kg of scraps and stores them into his pocket
>pulls out stove out of pocket, begins to just stand there for 15 minutes
>ignore it and keep selling
>stove turns into fire, shop is burning.
>rush out and wait for firefighters
>firefighter never comes
>gets fired for burning down store
>gets job as drug dealer
>hides in dark alleys, waiting for people to buy shit
>same guy comes, wants to sell weed to me
>mfw he has 1000 bags of drugs
>money magically gets transfered to his account, he runs away
>broke.jpg
>checks account ballance
>"-90,000$"
>ohfuck.gif
>buy shit house in a swamp
>live there and fish
>same guy comes with 3 other friends brandishing military grade weapons
>really.mov
>asks for money, got none
>telepathically uses mind to tell me hes bringing an admin
>admin comes, tells me to drop my stuff
>i have nothing
>gets banned from existance
>wtf.jpg