A guide to gambling

It's a good job Islam doesn't permit gambling.
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Bunch of rubbish.
These are the proper rules of gambling:
  1. Withdraw all your money
  2. Find a dodgy host, who widens his grin prior to letting you roll
  3. Once you've lost all your money, go home and think about your actions
  4. Claim that Paralake is dying, and blame the world for your mistakes
  5. Repeat all steps when you've accumulated you at least $500,000
 
Bunch of rubbish.
These are the proper rules of gambling:
  1. Withdraw all your money
  2. Find a dodgy host, who widens his grin prior to letting you roll
  3. Once you've lost all your money, go home and think about your actions
  4. Claim that Paralake is dying, and blame the world for your mistakes
  5. Repeat all steps when you've accumulated you at least $500,000

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