BARKOUR EVENT (LAST ONE) (REAL)

[dog]

BARKOUR EVENT (FINALE)​

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$5,000,000 PRIZE TO FIRST TO COMPLETE

NO TIME LIMIT, FIRST TO WIN EVENT IS OVER

MARCH 14, 2023
(SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

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SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST

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TESTIMONIES OF FUN FROM PREVIOUS BARKOURS

Spoiler: Valentine having fun

Spoiler: Valentine having so much fun he wants to come to my house

Spoiler: Weirdchamp

Spoiler: Nate having so much fun his heart hurt

Spoiler: Tilin not needing 10 years of his life because of how fun this event was

Spoiler: Jake realizing life is less fun than this event

Spoiler: Dave. was jumping in joy from the event and broke his keyboard

Spoiler: betts leaving the event because he couldn't handle how fun it was

Spoiler: Jake woofing from all the fun he's having

Spoiler: All the staff team supporting this event

Spoiler: Classic Valentine

AND MORE LOTS OF FUN AS YOU CAN SEE!!

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Rules:
Failture to follow these rules will result in prize forfeiture/removal and ban from event
1. No pushing, punching, blocking, shooting, hitting
2. No boosting or prop leveraging or skipping
3. Subject to demo request if you win
4. Anyone who dislikes this post is not eligible for the prize

By participating you automatically agree to these rules, doge is not responsible for any mental health problems or physical injuries induced by this event, participate at your own risk​

 

[Jack Bruhross]

This is going to be so fun I CANT WAIT MEOWWWW

 

[Creepis]

find the nearest cliff for me to jump off from

 

[Mallard]

Cant wait to start running my new event once this is over, "Quackour"

 

[Xeronise]

you didnt pay me 1mil for the first one

 

[Aquaa]

Not interested, sorry

 

[Dave]

Dooooge pleeeeaaaseeee NOOOO, joke I will win!!! I am best everrr

 

[Mallard]

Dooooge pleeeeaaaseeee NOOOO, joke I will win!!! I am bezt evaaaa

you cant jump if youre a paraplegic

 

[Dave]

BEING PARAPLEGIC DOESNT AFFECT ME . THAT 5mil IS MINE!!!!!

 

[Mallard]

BEEEIG PARAPLEGIC DOEZNT AFFWCT ME . THAT 5mik IS MIIINE!!!!!

 

[Jake_]

Can't wait to spend 4 hours again parkouring for NOTHING

 

[Aquuamylover]

How do i join such event???

 

[Jake_]

How do i join such event???

When the event happens do /joinevent

 

[dog]

Can't wait to spend 4 hours again parkouring for NOTHING

start practicing!!

 

[Jake_]

start practicing!!

Practising IRL right now

 

[dog]

sorry everyone, event postponed until next weekend this chewsday, had to drive home this morning due to an emergency

 

[Efan]

sorry everyone, event postponed until next weekend this chewsday, had to drive home this morning due to an emergency

Attending a furry convention on short notice is not an emergency.

 

[dog]

Attending a furry convention on short notice is not an emergency.

no but attending to your mother is

 

[Felix Miller]

I waited for this :'(

 

[dog]

DAY 1

Total participants: ~45

First checkpoint: @Jack Bruhross @Valentine @Jake_

The prize is still on the line for next time the event is set up, people who have made it to the first checkpoint will start at the first checkpoint

The first half of the event will be a little bit easier next time as well

Moments:

Spoiler: Dave.

Spoiler: too far...

Spoiler: Backe strong mental

Spoiler: ???????

Spoiler: Good priorities

AND MORE STUFF THAT I CANNOT POST HERE