Decorate my new debit, 100K Reward!

[Smeris]

I'm switching banks and Revolut allows a custom card. I can customize with freehand Drawings and text in a few Basic fonts, as well as vectored emojis. Unfortunately, i am humorless and uncreative, but i do have perp cash.

If i find your quote or drawing the funniest, i will Reward you with perp cash!

Rules:
- JPGs are impossible, but i can fake touchscreen input with transparent PNG Drawings and SVG images.
- a funny quote > a penis


This is the room you're able to work with:

 

[Bnjemann]

Why are we doing this? What makes you think that letting a PERP player decide what the cashier see's when you hand them your card is a good idea?

Also make it beans:

 

[Creepis]

dutch heritage should be honored

also, Revolut is extremely based