FENTANYL YOGA is the name of a racing event series hosted by ALDI SÜD.
Paralake's most skilled drivers compete every Sunday for cash prizes and clout.
CURRENT SPONSORS:
TRACKS:
TEAMS:
OVERALL RANKINGS:
PREVIOUS WINNERS:
event | date | track | amount of laps | number of participants | Winner | vehicle | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
2 | 02.03 | Business Loop 1 | 3 | 10 | Mercedes SLR | 3:58 | |
3 | 09.03 | City Loop 2 | 2 | 21 | McLaren P1 | 6:32 | |
4 | 16.03 | Suburbs Long | 15 | 10 | Nissan Skyline R34 | 7:56 | |
5 | 30.03 | Business Loop 2 | 2 | 15 | Nissan Skyline R34 | 4:39 | |
6 | 06.04 | Suburbs Short | 10 | 13 | Tesla Model S | 3:13 | |
7 | 13.04 | Willy Paolucci Circuit | 2 | TBD | TBD | TBD | TBD |
RULES:
- Sign up early and show up early
- No pit maneuvers or extensive bumping!
- Drive as realistically as possible and avoid damage to your car at any cost
- Your participation can end in the following ways:
4a) You finish the race [pass the finish line after doing all laps and checkpoints]
4b) You are disqualified [missing a checkpoint, cheating, lack of sportsmanship]
4c) You forfeit [includes game crashes, disconnects etc.]
4d) You crash [your car is fucked and you're unable to use wrenches for 5min, OR you redscreened]
4e) You go to jail
4f) You car is impounded
(note: if you manage to get uncuffed or are let go with a ticket and your car wasn't impounded, you can still finish the race)
EVENT ARCHIVE:
FENTANYL YOGA SUNDAY RALLY 1 (23.02.2025)
The first event was not successful. The race was called off during the first of 3 laps, due to a elaborate sabotage/cheating attempt by a rival organisation.
The unnamed forest track, albeit very fun and highly rated by contestants, was deemed too dangerous to be used again in future events.
Credit:
@AceAbo
@burnett
@fokus-rado08
@Hely
@Collier
FENTANYL YOGA SUNDAY RALLY 2 (02.03.2025)
The Fentanyl Yoga Sunday Rally 2 consiting of 3 laps around the track "Business Loop 1" going from Church to Ragnatech and back over Subs 1 was completed by the event winner in a record time of 3:58.
Credit:
@AceAbo
@burnett
@Josh Bishop
@Draxen
FENTANYL YOGA SUNDAY RALLY 3 (09.03.2025)
The Fentanyl Yoga Sunday rally 3 was 2 laps around the track "City Loop 2" going from Church to City Beach, then eastbound on the highway to Ragnatech and back over Subs 1. Despite heavy police interference many participants were able to finish the race, thanks to @Honkerst and @JARRE.
Credit:
@burnett
@AceAbo
@fokus-rado08
@Hely
@DisarmingHorse
@Oddy
FENTANYL YOGA SUNDAY RALLY 4 (16.03.2025)
The Fentanyl Yoga Sunday rally 4 was a NASCAR inspired event. 15 laps around the track "Suburbs Long".
Credit:
@AceAbo
@0xMarkon
@fokus-rado08
@Maia
FENTANYL YOGA SUNDAY RALLY 5 "BACK 2 BUSINESS" (23.03.2025 30.03.2025)
In the Fentanyl Yoga Sunday Rally 5 we went back to the business district, taking stops at casino, J&M Glass Co. and Subs1 along the way. The track "Business Loop 2" consisted of 2 laps.
Credit:
@AceAbo
@0xMarkon
@burnett
@Collier
FENTANYL YOGA SUNDAY RALLY 6 (06.04.2025)
The Fentanyl Yoga Sunday Rally 6 was another Nascar event. 10 laps around the track "Suburbs Short"
Credit:
@Collier
FENTANYL YOGA SUNDAY RALLY 7 (13.04.2025)
The Fentanyl Yoga Sunday Rally 7 features a very special track. 2 laps on the "Willy Paolucci Circuit" named after my good friend @Real MVP.
Winner gets 200k. Starting time is 19:00 central european timezone. >Countdown here<
Meet me at least 15min before the event starts with your car at church to sign up. Or call #342-4117 or #366-5932 if you have any questions.
If you want to register your team, sponsor a event, or have other business inquiries, feel free to DM me.
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