Hotline Paralake: The Fans

[Eviction Notice]

Spoiler: Ghost

GIVE US PLEASURE: 283-5611
*You enter a crappy apartment in the centre of town. You received a note a few days ago asking of your presence. Upon opening the door, you are greeted by a masked figure in the centre of the room. He addresses you by name, and asks you to take a seat. You do so with haste.​

MEMBERS:

JOHNATHON S. (TONY)
@Eviction Notice

Annie S.G. (COREY)
@DilanTheSkrub
WHO ARE WE?
WE'RE JUST SOME PEOPLE LOOKING FOR A BIT OF FUN IN THEIR LIFE, AFTER ALL, ISN'T EVERYONE?

HISTORY
WE'RE INSPIRED BY THE MURDERS ENTERTAINMENT THAT OCCURED IN PARALAKE A WHILE BACK, AND WE'VE SEEN THE FUN YOU CAN GET FROM PURE SUFFERING. OUR ATTIRE IS ALSO INSPRIED BY THE MURDEROUS FUNFILLED MASKED MANIACS THAT WERE KILLED IN MIAMI FOLLOWING A PREVIOUS NUMBER OF BRUTAL MURDERS STRESS-RELIEFS BACK IN 1989.

HOW DO I HAVE FUN?
YOU WILL BE CHOSEN, UNTIL THEN, GOODBYE.
*Your vision would blur and you would find yourself laid in a garbage can outside Fredy's

This thread is strictly in-character only.

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(Thanks to @Tom Hill for the title and idea.)

 

[Death Howl]

*Leaves a note on the chalkboard with a Gun Corporation business card with the number 1223180, The card reads "Not enough bang in your life well gets some more" It also contains the tooter tag @GunCorp*

*James Anders wakes up in the alley slowly getting up he comments on the great service he had then walks off to find his car*

 

[Walker]

@Tom Hill

 

[JC Denton]

I approve of this org, stop rating it dumb. Canonically this happened in the actual games so I don't see any plagiarism.