"Introdogetion" 'doge' hidden in there heh heh funny.....
Anyways, welcome to PERPHeads. Read the rules, don't go into dark ally ways, don't cross the intersection I know it might seem tempting but just don't do it, and yeah, don't think that you can escape cops with a mini cooper. 99% of the time in wont work, unless you're @Belg Lmfao but that's a different story for another time.
I like your title very much. Welcome to the community, friend - make sure you keep up to date with changes to the rules or laws (and obey them too), then you'll be fit as a fiddle. Hope to see you in-game at some point!