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ABOUT US
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We're the manufacturers and conservationists of Marmite. We love our spreadables but only if it's Marmite.

See just some of our work in the video below:

All service employees other than the Marmiteers are required to wear what is basically a jar of fucking Marmite as their standard dress code:
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MISSION STATEMENT
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"Spread me Marmite, innit?"

Tom Hill

Director of SMAT (Special Marmite and Tactics)


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MEMBERS
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Members come from all spreads of life (apart from Bovril) and have been converted into Yeast Miners who mine our Marmite for us. Contrary to the views of the media, we do not simply kidnap people in Tom Hill's pink van and coerce them into giving us their Marmite - this is absolute bollocks. Our rescue operation is also highly ethical.

Marmiteers
@Chris
@FedorableTheSequel
@Tom Hill
@Brinch

UnderMite
@Sgt. James
@Creepis

Spreadable
@GraveDinosaur
@TinySlayer

Rescue Operative
None yet

Yeast Miners
None yet

Yeastlings
@Bean Can
@jjjackier
@Silent
@Rogue Car Tyres
@moher4ghost
@Nadine Kennedy


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FRIENDS OF MARMITE
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Allegedly, the PLPD actively advocates Marmite.


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VEGEMITES
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  • Emrak Diamond
  • Robert Mendez
  • The Shoutbox
  • Finlay Rustled
  • Jeremy Corbyn
  • Matt Grand
  • Callum Byford
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CAREERS
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Marmite takes great pride in its exclusivity. No careers for you, probably.

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PRESS RELEASE
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Marmite have acquired the Paralake Penguinship, and will be merging their members into Yeastlings at the earliest opportunity. For his previous involvement in the Paralake Penguinship, @Brinch will be named a Marmiteer with immediate effect.
 
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Director's words.
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Hello all,
Welcome to Marmite, Paralake's leading yeast extract manufacturer. Recently there has been a bit of controversy regarding to usage of the word "Marmite" being referred as a codename for a sexual act of some sort. I would like to elaborate that at Marmite we condone condom the usage of said word for these purposes and will be imposing sanctions on those who use the word,or those who choose to associate us for using the word in such a vulgar manner.

Best regards,
Tom Hill
Director of SMAT (Special Marmite and Tactics)
 
I hate when people neglect marmite. Humans are cruel. Thank you for this.
 
Logo_v02.png
8CkFKE3.jpg
ABOUT US
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We're the manufacturers and conservationists of Marmite. We love our spreadables but only if it's Marmite.

See just some of our work in the video below:

All service employees other than the Marmiteers are required to wear what is basically a jar of fucking Marmite as their standard dress code:
lK8WvPX.png


8CkFKE3.jpg
MISSION STATEMENT
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"Spread me Marmite, innit?"

Tom Hill

Director of SMAT (Special Marmite and Tactics)


8CkFKE3.jpg
MEMBERS
32c2c17c6c.png


Members come from all spreads of life (apart from Bovril) and have been converted into Yeast Miners who mine our Marmite for us. Contrary to the views of the media, we do not simply kidnap people in Tom Hill's pink van and coerce them into giving us their Marmite - this is absolute bollocks. Our rescue operation is also highly ethical.

Marmiteers
@Chris
@FedorableTheSequel
@Tom Hill
@Brinch

UnderMite
@Sgt. James
@Creepis

Spreadable
@GraveDinosaur
@TinySlayer

Rescue Operative
None yet

Yeast Miners
None yet

Yeastlings
@Bean Can
@jjjackier
@Silent
@Rogue Car Tyres
@moher4ghost
@Nadine Kennedy


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FRIENDS OF MARMITE
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Allegedly, the PLPD actively advocates Marmite.


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VEGEMITES
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  • Emrak Diamond
  • Robert Mendez
  • The Shoutbox
  • Finlay Rustled
  • Jeremy Corbyn
  • Matt Grand
  • Callum Byford
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CAREERS
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Marmite takes great pride in its exclusivity. No careers for you, probably.

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I'm in marmite. I am Russel Mbaye In-game can you add me to the thread?
 
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Director's announcement.
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Hello all,
It is with great pleasure to announce that Marmite is now offering a home delivery service for customers who wish to enjoy the delicacy of our yeast extract. Coming from a place in England driving a Seat Arosa, I present you with our driver... me!

We present you with 藤原マーマイトショップ ( Fujiwara māmaitoshoppu )
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Disclaimer:

Marmite is not responsible for any smashed jars of our product on transit to destinations. The driver is known for his Initial D-styled driving.
 
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marmite is closed now because lets be honest it tastes fucking dreadful
 
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