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Do you orbit E girls? Having a hard time finding a girl on PERP who doesn‘t sound like David Jason?
Please purchase a SIMP License today!
Send a measly 5K a month to be kept updated via paralake messenger on your phone of all the E girls in Paralake!
Payments can be made to 3325443, then follow up with a text to 9274879 with the phrase “Listen Chimp, I’m a SIMP” followed by your bank number to confirm the purchase!
On top of this, a personal SIMPificate will be sent to you so the e girls of PERP know you have a license
FACTS ABOUT THE SIMP CERTIFICATE AND WHY ITS IMPORTANT!
-On feb 1st, there were 3 active E girls on the server.
- None of these e girls seem to have solid friendships as of yet, and will get into ANYONES car! Maybe you can be her anime guardian? Her sasuke?
- Your Base would be safe from the smaller Zerg orgs as they all would like to protect her from evil raiders!!
- What if... you both kiss in regals 3...Haha, just kidding... unless... she’d like that
haha kidding... but if she wants to...
Please purchase a SIMP License today!
Send a measly 5K a month to be kept updated via paralake messenger on your phone of all the E girls in Paralake!
Payments can be made to 3325443, then follow up with a text to 9274879 with the phrase “Listen Chimp, I’m a SIMP” followed by your bank number to confirm the purchase!
On top of this, a personal SIMPificate will be sent to you so the e girls of PERP know you have a license
FACTS ABOUT THE SIMP CERTIFICATE AND WHY ITS IMPORTANT!
-On feb 1st, there were 3 active E girls on the server.
- None of these e girls seem to have solid friendships as of yet, and will get into ANYONES car! Maybe you can be her anime guardian? Her sasuke?
- Your Base would be safe from the smaller Zerg orgs as they all would like to protect her from evil raiders!!
- What if... you both kiss in regals 3...Haha, just kidding... unless... she’d like that
haha kidding... but if she wants to...
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