Bert4best REAL american, cuz aquaa is serbian, glacial is mexican, can is canadia, and garrett is from the south so he is automatically disqualified
Nah he doesnt count cuz this nigga comes up to maine for the summer and doesnt tell me where he is going so I can meet up bruh. Who does that am I right
Ngl if some nigga called Bert wanted to meet up I would’ve passed that one aswell
/me rates sad
Imagine some if some nigga called humphrey wanted to meet up with you irl, what would’ve you done?
Well see the great thing about murica is guns so this humphrey dude would stand no chance
Bruh I am more of an American than you are..... I was born and raised in New York and you were born in Canada. Maine is not in the US, Don't @ me.
Imagine if that Humphrey looked like this, 6’8 and 280 LB
Nah that’s not Detrix this nigga can atleast so squats without breaking his back
Real americans dont exist anymore