Robbing Hood is an anonymous group that steals from peoples trunks with our secret recipe, our men will go down once you write on our form and explain why you need us, our services cost free and we sell each gun for half price!
\\I remember a certain someone saying robbing hood. I've got a good idea on who this is and I'm deffo taking you off my storage mate
Dear Anonymoose
I must say I am intrigued with your organisation and its potential that it possesses. I Mr Davidson would feel that it would be extremely beneficial for my family if you were to use your skills to assist in arming some of my men and women of my family.
I believe with your skill set and my charming personality we could come to an agreement in which me and my family get first access to your most recent wares.
I understand your reasoning for your identity to stay secret to the public so that you may carry on doing what you do. This is why I propose that meetings for your wares will be discussed every time we meet under strict conditions in fresh locations everytime, which only I will turn up to.
I will not disclose any information to anyone in order to keep your identity a mystery.