The Jewish Mafia

[Shokron]

Who are we
The Jewish Mafia branch that is located in Paralake.
We will take down anyone in our way to make that money.

Members
Owners
Avi Bitton // @Shokron13
John Sugavi // @Sapir Sugavi
John Kogan // @Yasha
The rest are classified

Attire
All members must wear a black suit top with a black suit pants.
No glasses no hats.

Rules
The only rule we have is respect.
Respect us, we will respect you.
(no chances are given, be disrespectful and u will get kicked)


Relations
Enemies : N/A
Allies :

(You can take it as a joke, i try to make old school perp style mafia, hopefully it will be fun).

APPS SOON​

 

[Thomas DeSimone]

I could kill you by putting pennies on the highway, come get some, big-nose.

 

[Mallard]

Hello, the Wooden Bar would like to offer your org a 25% discount on all beer in return for protection, I hope you accept my offer.

 

[FIGHTER_GOLD]

Oy vey a mafia for the chosen people!Can I join?
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Oy vey a mafia for the chosen people!Can I join?

How do I apply?

 

[John Daymon]

"What do we do: Hide and steal money"
"What are our insides made out of; gold"

PMSL

Rest of members are classified? Brb gonna look at the applications

 

[Imperial Watch]

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post
Good goys signing up for this org, be careful they don't hoard all your shekels

Spoiler

 

[Moon The Goon]

Who are we
The Jewish Mafia branch that is located in Paralake.
We will take down anyone in our way to make that money.
John Kogan // @Yasha
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how you gonna take down anyone?
With that filthy bug exploits ma dud

lowe ur circumsized tally wackers

 

[Chopper]

no hats.

What about skull caps?

 

[Thomas DeSimone]

Hey I cut my dick off can I join?

 

[Dom_]

Rice gum is that you?

 

[Bnjemann]

@Duffy , We would like to offer you a job opportunity at renovating Morons shipping Co. into a Stalag. I'm sure we can bait these guys with buy one get one free offers on fridges.