Recent content by Bert

Killslick is my hero thank you very much.

Great idea honestly. Paralake is already the carbon copy of Detroit / Kabul combined. Car repo's are just the logical progression and would allow for more RC diversity.

Don't grow in the forest I'm like a drug sniffing K9 I will find that shit.

You join traffic for faster cars, and priority to traffic related incidents. Shootouts should be left to specialized units I.E TFU, and in their absence Patrol should have access to equipment that can bridge the gap. Patrol gets armor and guns for firefights. Traffic gets fast cars and traffic...

As much as I hate to admit it I also was a former UwU boy Traffic Command and we used to work on ways we could differentiate ops services as a whole making Patrol more appealing. Restricting the speed cameras is done on purpose. Even with the restrictions of gmod map design you don't see police...

Imagine needing heavy armor and assault rifles to tap people. When you're an American Patrol Chad all you need is pure skill and balls of steel. Take notes.

Traffic is full of a bunch of UwU boys. Patrol is for the real men. Join patrol today, become a chad. Instant growth where it matters :cool:

I've had sex so many times. I'm basically a pro

I was gonna tell you wipe was Thursday but you seemed really excited about launching the server tonight so I was gonna let you find out Just like I primlocked ur sis

I used to solo zergs late in eurosnooze timezones with TFU. Normally the only zergs that bother raiding that late are the ones that can't raid because they suck during the day. It's a skill thing tbh. the pistols are way underrated just hit their head and it normally does the trick. The only...

Ill dish out a mil to whoever offlines Aquaa the most times throughout a wipe

I literally flew to Serbia and banged your sister

I wouldve solo'd

At least you got onlined most people dont get that luxury