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    Server Suggestion Car Repo's for Roadcrew

    Great idea honestly. Paralake is already the carbon copy of Detroit / Kabul combined. Car repo's are just the logical progression and would allow for more RC diversity.
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    I AM FULLY DONE !!!

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    Inspirational is the only word that comes to mind.

    Inspirational is the only word that comes to mind.
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    Literally most active patrol trainer. Role model for my peers. Definition of excellence within...

    Literally most active patrol trainer. Role model for my peers. Definition of excellence within the organization known as the Paralake Police Department. Don't check my record.
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    Rule change, change raid timer.

    Don't grow in the forest I'm like a drug sniffing K9 I will find that shit.
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    I want him back though

    I want him back though
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    UwU teehee oniiichannn

    UwU teehee oniiichannn
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    Patrol shouldn't simply be the "vanilla" division

    You join traffic for faster cars, and priority to traffic related incidents. Shootouts should be left to specialized units I.E TFU, and in their absence Patrol should have access to equipment that can bridge the gap. Patrol gets armor and guns for firefights. Traffic gets fast cars and traffic...
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    Patrol shouldn't simply be the "vanilla" division

    As much as I hate to admit it I also was a former UwU boy Traffic Command and we used to work on ways we could differentiate ops services as a whole making Patrol more appealing. Restricting the speed cameras is done on purpose. Even with the restrictions of gmod map design you don't see police...
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    What he said ^

    What he said ^
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    Traffic or Patrol

    Imagine needing heavy armor and assault rifles to tap people. When you're an American Patrol Chad all you need is pure skill and balls of steel. Take notes.
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    Traffic or Patrol

    Traffic is full of a bunch of UwU boys. Patrol is for the real men. Join patrol today, become a chad. Instant growth where it matters :cool:
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    How to enable Cargo Ship event on your rust server (NEW) (2023) !!!!!!!!!!!!

    I've had sex so many times. I'm basically a pro
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    Jay_ this is Bert please report we need to bring order back to the city of Paralake **over**

    Jay_ this is Bert please report we need to bring order back to the city of Paralake **over**
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    PERPHeads Rust 2023

    I was gonna tell you wipe was Thursday but you seemed really excited about launching the server tonight so I was gonna let you find out Just like I primlocked ur sis
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