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  1. Bert

    PERP Gamemode

    Killslick is my hero thank you very much.
  2. Bert

    Server Suggestion Car Repo's for Roadcrew

    Great idea honestly. Paralake is already the carbon copy of Detroit / Kabul combined. Car repo's are just the logical progression and would allow for more RC diversity.
  3. Bert

    Inspirational is the only word that comes to mind.

    Inspirational is the only word that comes to mind.
  4. Bert

    Literally most active patrol trainer. Role model for my peers. Definition of excellence within...

    Literally most active patrol trainer. Role model for my peers. Definition of excellence within the organization known as the Paralake Police Department. Don't check my record.
  5. Bert

    Rule change, change raid timer.

    Don't grow in the forest I'm like a drug sniffing K9 I will find that shit.
  6. Bert

    I want him back though

    I want him back though
  7. Bert

    UwU teehee oniiichannn

    UwU teehee oniiichannn
  8. Bert

    Patrol shouldn't simply be the "vanilla" division

    You join traffic for faster cars, and priority to traffic related incidents. Shootouts should be left to specialized units I.E TFU, and in their absence Patrol should have access to equipment that can bridge the gap. Patrol gets armor and guns for firefights. Traffic gets fast cars and traffic...
  9. Bert

    Patrol shouldn't simply be the "vanilla" division

    As much as I hate to admit it I also was a former UwU boy Traffic Command and we used to work on ways we could differentiate ops services as a whole making Patrol more appealing. Restricting the speed cameras is done on purpose. Even with the restrictions of gmod map design you don't see police...
  10. Bert

    What he said ^

    What he said ^
  11. Bert

    Traffic or Patrol

    Imagine needing heavy armor and assault rifles to tap people. When you're an American Patrol Chad all you need is pure skill and balls of steel. Take notes.
  12. Bert

    Traffic or Patrol

    Traffic is full of a bunch of UwU boys. Patrol is for the real men. Join patrol today, become a chad. Instant growth where it matters :cool:
  13. Bert

    How to enable Cargo Ship event on your rust server (NEW) (2023) !!!!!!!!!!!!

    I've had sex so many times. I'm basically a pro
  14. Bert

    Jay_ this is Bert please report we need to bring order back to the city of Paralake **over**

    Jay_ this is Bert please report we need to bring order back to the city of Paralake **over**
  15. Bert

    PERPHeads Rust 2023

    I was gonna tell you wipe was Thursday but you seemed really excited about launching the server tonight so I was gonna let you find out Just like I primlocked ur sis
  16. Bert

    Server Suggestion Balance Police when lower population

    I used to solo zergs late in eurosnooze timezones with TFU. Normally the only zergs that bother raiding that late are the ones that can't raid because they suck during the day. It's a skill thing tbh. the pistols are way underrated just hit their head and it normally does the trick. The only...
  17. Bert

    PERPHeads Rust 2023

    Ill dish out a mil to whoever offlines Aquaa the most times throughout a wipe
  18. Bert

    PERPHeads Rust 2023

    I literally flew to Serbia and banged your sister
  19. Bert

    rust perp

    I wouldve solo'd
  20. Bert

    rust perp

    At least you got onlined most people dont get that luxury
  21. Bert

    rust perp

    MY HERO
  22. Bert

    rust perp

    I would also love to play rust with my role model and star staff member Aquaa
  23. Bert

    Server Performance and playercount

    now you know how us NA giga chads feel @Aquaa back me up
  24. Bert

    Hi UwU

    Hi UwU
  25. Bert

    omg thank you so much for this im literally tearing up you must want to have intercourse with me

    omg thank you so much for this im literally tearing up you must want to have intercourse with me
  26. Bert

    I am reformed

    I am reformed
  27. Bert

    Sorry that was RUDE @jay_ back me up though im alive

    Sorry that was RUDE @jay_ back me up though im alive
  28. Bert

    Die stupid bitch

    Die stupid bitch
  29. Bert

    Mina's Enforcer Application

    Known Mina for a decent bit now, and even though I am just making a return to the community I gotta say Mina is extremely friendly, knowledgable, and extremely mature. He constantly is working on improving himself and those around him, and applies his knowledge of the rules and penal code quite...
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