"Hey bro I found this underground super kvlt raw sounding blackened death metal band from the East Oklahoma underground scene, They sound pretty TRVE!!!!!!!! Better than METALLICA And other POSER Bands!"
The band in question:
“Yo dude pass me the aux cord, I wanna show you my new mixtape”
Me: “It better not be ear piercing electroshit music”
him: “Nah dude it’s FIRE I’m making it out the hood with this one fr fr”
the mixtape in question:
In Bereft land, the Raven flies! Birth: Peep! Peep! We call. You and I look up to see: Resplendent glory, the Raven. We open our mouths to partake of the Raven’s fruit and the Raven satisfies strong flowing, deep currents, of Desire. But we bite the hand, the meal is insubstantial, we punish the Raven, but she knows it not.