FENTANYL YOGA - Paralake racing league

I am excited to announce the addition of 2 brand-new teams to the roster​


PPS XQ-BANK RACING STOOLS
is a very promising club founded by Dutchman @Medium


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I have no idea how he got XQ-Bank to sponsor them; the manager in that bank branch refused to talk to me and even threatened to call the cops.



Additionally, as a huge supporter of SAFE and CONSIDERATE driving, who technically never encouraged anybody to speed or break traffic laws during these events, I am also very pleased to welcome:

PLPD/RTU BLUE SHELL DIVISION

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Members of this team are allowed to pit maneuver you during the race if they decide to do so; unfortunately, I have no say in that matter. As a matter of fact, I don't have any jurisdiction over this team. If you think a member of the Blue Shell Division has wronged you, please complain >here<
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Our primary driver Peter-Paul Verlopende is ready to take on Fentanyl One

His interview with PLN:
"I think I am ready for this opportunity. I have been doing underground racing for years which I believe has given me the edge I need in Fentanyl One. I am not afraid to enter a fight with my opponents and I will do everything in my power to win. I hope to bring some new flair into Fentanyl One"

His contract is rumored to be $500 yearly and free access to a Bazaar Shop
 
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Our Secondary driver, Belgium Ruben Vanhout a.k.a. 'The Librarian', he is a rookie to the sport.

His PLN Interview:
"I am grateful to Red Stool for giving me a chance in their PXBARS car. I can't wait to show my talent to all Fentanyl One fans and bring another challenge to the sport. I have an amazing Team behind me to support me on this journey and I hope I can prove myself to become a great."

His contract is rumored to be 3 burgers, 2 soda, 5 powdered sugars and 20 dollars.
 
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Fentanyl Yoga 7 results​

  1. @Recession - Audi R8 Spyder
  2. @Hamza Hadzic - Mercedes SLR
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DriverMakeModelstarting positionresultimage
Rosan DoeAudiR8 Spyder71st place
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Hamza HadzicMercedesSLR62nd place
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Sloome PrinceAudiR8 V104crash/2nd lap
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Ricky HendrixNissanSkyline R341forfeit/2nd lap
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Machams McDonaldsAston MartinRapide13crash/2nd lap
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Stefanell HadzicMcLarenP111crash/1st lap
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Benny FrandsenLexusIS 3009crash/1st lap
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Christopher BonannoNissanGT-R SpecV14crash/1st lap
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Tarone IdrinLexusIS F3crash/1st lap
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Seth SlessorNissanSkyline R3410crash/1st lap
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Johnathon LicksonVWGolf GTI12crash/1st lap
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Baker FoeBMWM32forfeit/1st lap
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Yaroslav AbramovichLexusIS F5forfeit/1st lap
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Axel BlomfieldPorsche997 GT38DQ/missed checkpoint
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Team Blue Shell almost took this one, but Rosan Doe managed to get a huge win in the end. Thanks for joining the race on the Willy Paolucci Circuit, next event is Sunday 20th April.


Credit:
@0xMarkon
@AceAbo
@fokus-rado08
@burnett
@General Ruthless
@Off da woodz
@Oddy
 
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event funding update

First of all I want to thank my buddy @fokus-rado08 for his generous donation of 1.1 million perpdollars! Rado has funded the entire remaining season for everone!

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registration fees

Sign-up fees now depend on how expensive your car is. People with very fast supercars pay slightly more. We will test out changes like this to try get event costs down to net zero.

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new prize pool

  • 1st place: 200k
  • 2nd place: 20k
  • 3rd place: firm handshake
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sponsorships
We considered renaming tracks, DM any offers. Additionally following teams are being sold off:

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