Suggestion Title: Official Petition to Bring Back Body Throwing
Suggestion Description: The citizens, along with the emergency workers of Paralake City, have grown increasingly frustrated after being afflicted with ‘noodle arms’ by the gods of Paralake. This condition has stripped them of the ability to lift and throw bodies, an act once essential for both concealing evidence and enabling medical personnel to more efficiently manage severely mangled corpses, often by tossing them over the sides of tall buildings.
Why should this be added?:
Long before the crack of dawn or at least, according to accounts dating back to before V3 civilians and emergency workers alike possessed the ability to drag bodies and throw them using the crouch-jump method. This proposal, or rather petition, seeks to restore that functionality to the people of Paralake City.
What negatives could this have?:
If restored, this functionality could be misused to conceal bodies in inaccessible areas, making it more difficult for police and emergency services to recover DNA evidence.
What problem would this suggestion solve?: Streets are becoming littered with bodies, even atop our majestic skyscrapers, while the stench of decay spreads throughout the city. Admittedly, this measure will not entirely resolve the issue at hand.
Suggestion Description: The citizens, along with the emergency workers of Paralake City, have grown increasingly frustrated after being afflicted with ‘noodle arms’ by the gods of Paralake. This condition has stripped them of the ability to lift and throw bodies, an act once essential for both concealing evidence and enabling medical personnel to more efficiently manage severely mangled corpses, often by tossing them over the sides of tall buildings.
Why should this be added?:
Long before the crack of dawn or at least, according to accounts dating back to before V3 civilians and emergency workers alike possessed the ability to drag bodies and throw them using the crouch-jump method. This proposal, or rather petition, seeks to restore that functionality to the people of Paralake City.
What negatives could this have?:
If restored, this functionality could be misused to conceal bodies in inaccessible areas, making it more difficult for police and emergency services to recover DNA evidence.
What problem would this suggestion solve?: Streets are becoming littered with bodies, even atop our majestic skyscrapers, while the stench of decay spreads throughout the city. Admittedly, this measure will not entirely resolve the issue at hand.
